{"product_id":"29-1-birthday-card-funny-customisable-crying-cake-design","title":"29 + 1 Birthday Card – Funny Customisable Crying Cake Design","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1357\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1419\"\u003eA Card for When “Happy Birthday” Feels Like an Attack.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003eSome birthdays call for balloons. Others call for crying cake energy. This is for the second kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1810\"\u003eIntroducing our \u003cstrong data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003e“29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” Funny Birthday Card\u003c\/strong\u003e, featuring a totally overwhelmed, wax-melting cake with a candle and anxiety issues. Perfect for your bestie who’s not \u003cem data-start=\"1712\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003etechnically\u003c\/em\u003e turning 30. Or 40. Or 50. Or whatever cursed milestone they’re emotionally avoiding.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1935\"\u003eAnd guess what?\u003cbr data-start=\"1827\" data-end=\"1830\"\u003eYou can \u003cstrong data-start=\"1838\" data-end=\"1859\"\u003ecustomise the age\u003c\/strong\u003e for any level of birthday denial.\u003cbr data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e(We’re looking at you, \u003cem data-start=\"1919\" data-end=\"1934\"\u003e39 + 1 crowd.\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1937\" data-end=\"1940\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003e🎂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003eThe Card That Understands Your Breakdown\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1995\" data-end=\"2111\"\u003eWe’ve all got that one friend who needs a \u003cem data-start=\"2037\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003ehug and a sedative\u003c\/em\u003e every time their birthday comes around. This card is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2112\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003eHilarious ✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2128\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2130\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003eRelatable ✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2146\" data-end=\"2167\"\u003eSlightly concerning ✅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2169\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003eWith bold “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” text and a melting cake that’s clearly not doing great, it’s the perfect balance of tragic and iconic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2315\" data-end=\"2318\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2367\"\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2327\" data-end=\"2367\"\u003eWant a different number? You got it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2479\"\u003eJust pop your custom age in the \u003cstrong data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2424\"\u003epersonalisation box\u003c\/strong\u003e and we’ll swap it out with something equally unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2481\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003eSome customer faves:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2504\" data-end=\"2617\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2504\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2518\"\u003e“25 + VAT”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2519\" data-end=\"2533\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2533\"\u003e“38.99999”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2534\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2536\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003e“Level 40 (Let’s Not)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2590\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2563\" data-end=\"2590\"\u003e“31 – But Spiritually 22”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2617\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2593\" data-end=\"2617\"\u003e“21 (Again. Shut Up.)”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2619\" data-end=\"2698\"\u003eWe’ll match the layout and keep the font bold, dramatic, and totally in crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2700\" data-end=\"2703\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2728\"\u003e💌 Card Details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2985\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2730\" data-end=\"2762\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2732\" data-end=\"2762\"\u003eAvailable sizes: A6, A5, A4\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2763\" data-end=\"2807\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2765\" data-end=\"2807\"\u003ePrinted on 324gsm smooth matte cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2808\" data-end=\"2860\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2810\" data-end=\"2860\"\u003eBlank inside for your spiralling, love, or roast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2861\" data-end=\"2890\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2863\" data-end=\"2890\"\u003eComes with kraft envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2935\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2935\"\u003e100% recyclable \u0026amp; plastic-free packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2936\" data-end=\"2985\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2938\" data-end=\"2985\"\u003eDesigned by Keolix. Powered by vibes and tears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2987\" data-end=\"2990\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2992\" data-end=\"3009\"\u003e🎁 Great For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3011\" data-end=\"3216\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3011\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3013\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003eBFFs who age \u003cem data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3039\"\u003ereluctantly\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3081\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3081\"\u003eCoworkers with sarcasm in their DNA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3082\" data-end=\"3111\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3084\" data-end=\"3111\"\u003eSiblings who peaked at 27\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3112\" data-end=\"3159\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3114\" data-end=\"3159\"\u003eThat one friend who swears they’re still 21\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3160\" data-end=\"3216\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3162\" data-end=\"3216\"\u003eAnyone about to hit a birthday they emotionally reject\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3218\" data-end=\"3221\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3223\" data-end=\"3255\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Vibe Delivery:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3257\" data-end=\"3466\"\u003eWe pack every meltdown—er, card—with love, bubble wrap (emotional and physical), and eco-conscious packaging.\u003cbr data-start=\"3366\" data-end=\"3369\"\u003e📧 Any questions or birthday panic? Email us at \u003cstrong data-start=\"3417\" data-end=\"3437\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"3419\" data-end=\"3435\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3437\" data-end=\"3440\"\u003e📦 FREE UK delivery always\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3468\" data-end=\"3471\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3473\" data-end=\"3491\"\u003e✨ About Keolix\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3838\" data-end=\"3874\"\u003e🛠️ Personalisation Instructions:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3876\" data-end=\"4129\"\u003eIn the personalisation box, write the number (or phrase) you'd like to replace \"29 + 1\" with.\u003cbr data-start=\"3969\" data-end=\"3972\"\u003eWe’ll format it like the original—bold, funny, and front-and-centre.\u003cbr data-start=\"4040\" data-end=\"4043\"\u003eIf you leave it blank, we’ll send the original “29 + 1 (Let’s Not Say Thirty)” design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"A5 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354309050694,"sku":"SQ8634847","price":3.83,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55372357271878,"sku":"sku-53855010685251","price":4.46,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354309083462,"sku":"sku-53266453528899","price":2.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55372357304646,"sku":"sku-53855010718019","price":3.36,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354309116230,"sku":"sku-53464969969987","price":5.91,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/7869\/0886\/files\/29-1-birthday-card-funny-customisable-crying-cake-design-keolix-cards-mezetto-7712709.jpg?v=1764157508","url":"https:\/\/www.mezetto.shop\/products\/29-1-birthday-card-funny-customisable-crying-cake-design","provider":"mezetto","version":"1.0","type":"link"}