{"product_id":"better-not-be-milking-it-funny-pun-greeting-card","title":"Better Not Be Milking It Funny Pun Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003e🥛 “Better Not Be Milking It” Greeting Card – A Pun With Attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1112\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s cut to the chase:\u003cbr data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1036\"\u003eThis milk carton is judging you.\u003cbr data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eAnd honestly? You probably deserve it. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1114\" data-end=\"1314\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfectly cheeky and downright hilarious, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003e“Better Not Be Milking It”\u003c\/strong\u003e card is for anyone who needs a little sass, a good laugh, or a gentle nudge to stop being dramatic (with love, of course).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1319\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1343\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 WHY YOU NEED IT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1444\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1444\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eThe Sass is Strong:\u003c\/strong\u003e That face? That phrase? It’s the printed version of your inner sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1445\" data-end=\"1508\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1508\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003eA Punny Masterpiece:\u003c\/strong\u003e It's funny \u003cem data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e cute—elite combo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1589\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1589\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1511\" data-end=\"1532\"\u003eUniversal Laughs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday? Sick day? Mild overreaction? This card fits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1590\" data-end=\"1693\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1693\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1616\"\u003eA Mood in Card Form:\u003c\/strong\u003e Send it to your mate who’s been in bed “dying” for three days with a cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1755\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1755\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1713\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because your savage roast deserves space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1760\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1784\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ CHOOSE YOUR SIZE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"1994\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1786\" data-end=\"1866\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1866\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1788\" data-end=\"1810\"\u003eStandard A5\u003c\/strong\u003e– The classic. Shows you care \u003cem data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1846\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e have great taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1932\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1932\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1869\" data-end=\"1889\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e – Extra space for your dramatic message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1994\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1994\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1935\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eA6 (4.1” x 5.8”)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Compact and sassy. Like your bestie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1996\" data-end=\"2163\" class=\"\"\u003eAll sizes are printed on lush, premium cardstock that feels luxe without the guilt (eco-friendly + recyclable). Includes a matching envelope because duh, we’re classy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2165\" data-end=\"2168\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2170\" data-end=\"2190\" class=\"\"\u003e🛍️ PERFECT FOR:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2235\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2194\" data-end=\"2235\" class=\"\"\u003eThat friend who’s \u003cem data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2220\"\u003ealways\u003c\/em\u003e “struggling”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2317\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2317\" class=\"\"\u003eYour partner pretending they’re “working hard” (when it’s Netflix and snacks)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2356\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2356\" class=\"\"\u003eAny occasion where \u003cem data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003ehumor \u0026gt; flowers\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2358\" data-end=\"2361\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2363\" data-end=\"2388\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2432\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2392\" data-end=\"2432\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2392\" data-end=\"2412\"\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2433\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003eUK Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2463\" data-end=\"2526\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2526\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2483\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 days (Customs might flirt. 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Sorted fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2721\" data-end=\"2800\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2723\" data-end=\"2800\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2723\" data-end=\"2738\"\u003eLost Order?\u003c\/strong\u003e UK: wait 14 days. Int’l: wait 30. Then we refund or resend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2801\" data-end=\"2905\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2803\" data-end=\"2905\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2803\" data-end=\"2823\"\u003eChange of heart?\u003c\/strong\u003e Return unused within 14 days. Buyer pays return shipping (unless it’s our fault).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2907\" data-end=\"2952\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 Got questions? Email: \u003cstrong data-start=\"2932\" data-end=\"2952\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2934\" data-end=\"2950\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2954\" data-end=\"2957\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2959\" data-end=\"2987\" class=\"\"\u003e🎨 MORE THAN JUST A CARD\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2989\" data-end=\"3128\" class=\"\"\u003eKeolix is all about cheeky vibes, joyful art, and designs that make people laugh, cry, or feel \u003cem data-start=\"3084\" data-end=\"3091\"\u003eseen.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3091\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003eWe’re serving handmade vibes with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3130\" data-end=\"3258\" class=\"\"\u003e✔ Greeting cards for \u003cem data-start=\"3151\" data-end=\"3158\"\u003eevery\u003c\/em\u003e moment\u003cbr data-start=\"3165\" data-end=\"3168\"\u003e✔ Bold, artful prints to elevate your space\u003cbr data-start=\"3211\" data-end=\"3214\"\u003e✔ Member-only rewards, secret drops \u0026amp; more\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3260\" data-end=\"3362\" class=\"\"\u003e💥 Wanna explore more? 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From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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