{"product_id":"bloody-hell-mug-funny-british-slang-ceramic-coffee-cup","title":"“Bloody Hell” Mug – Funny British Slang Ceramic Coffee Cup","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1080\" class=\"\"\u003e🩷 BLOODY HELL. IT’S A MUG. AND IT’S A WHOLE MOOD.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1082\" data-end=\"1249\" class=\"\"\u003eYou know those mornings where the kettle boils slower than your patience?\u003cbr data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eWhere life throws shade before you’ve had your first sip?\u003cbr data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003eEnter: the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003eBloody Hell Mug.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1407\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you're a caffeine gremlin, a redhead with rage, or just a lover of \u003cem data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003edry British sarcasm\u003c\/em\u003e, this mug says what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1412\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1455\" class=\"\"\u003e🔥 WHY YOU NEED THIS MUG IN YOUR KITCHEN:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1715\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1538\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1538\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1459\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003eStatement Mug Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bold red text that screams “Don’t talk to me before tea.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1629\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1629\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1567\"\u003eBritish Slang Royalty:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Bloody Hell” is basically the UK’s emotional support phrase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1715\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1715\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1632\" data-end=\"1655\"\u003eBig Redhead Energy:\u003c\/strong\u003e (No actual wizards involved. We checked with the Ministry.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1720\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1741\" class=\"\"\u003e☕ MUG FEATURES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"2112\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1743\" data-end=\"1819\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1819\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1754\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz – big enough to hold your hopes, dreams, and morning brew.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1892\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1892\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1835\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% glossy ceramic – durable, shiny, and always classy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1965\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1965\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1906\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e C-shaped for comfy grip (and dramatic one-handed sipping).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2038\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1968\" data-end=\"2038\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1968\" data-end=\"2000\"\u003eMicrowave \u0026amp; Dishwasher Safe:\u003c\/strong\u003e No fading. No fuss. Pure convenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2112\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2112\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003eSafe to Sip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lead and BPA-free because you deserve toxin-free sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2114\" data-end=\"2117\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2119\" data-end=\"2137\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 GIFT IT TO:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2286\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2139\" data-end=\"2189\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2141\" data-end=\"2189\" class=\"\"\u003eThe mate who says \"bloody hell\" 19 times a day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2190\" data-end=\"2245\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2192\" data-end=\"2245\" class=\"\"\u003eYour sarcastic sibling who only drinks black coffee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2246\" data-end=\"2286\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2286\" class=\"\"\u003eYourself. Obviously. You’ve earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2288\" data-end=\"2291\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2293\" data-end=\"2336\" class=\"\"\u003e💡 WHY IT’S BETTER THAN YOUR BASIC MUG:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2338\" data-end=\"2510\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t just another cup. It’s a lifestyle accessory.\u003cbr data-start=\"2394\" data-end=\"2397\"\u003eIt says you’ve survived \u003cstrong data-start=\"2421\" data-end=\"2465\"\u003echaotic flatmates, awkward Tinder dates,\u003c\/strong\u003e and possibly a run-in with a cursed printer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2512\" data-end=\"2698\" class=\"\"\u003eIt's for the people who mutter under their breath in queues.\u003cbr data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003eFor those who spill the tea—literally and emotionally.\u003cbr data-start=\"2629\" data-end=\"2632\"\u003eAnd for anyone whose coping mechanism is caffeine and curse words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2700\" data-end=\"2703\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2730\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2732\" data-end=\"2923\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2732\" data-end=\"2774\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2734\" data-end=\"2774\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2734\" data-end=\"2754\"\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2775\" data-end=\"2813\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2813\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2793\"\u003eUK Shipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2814\" data-end=\"2875\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2875\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2816\" data-end=\"2834\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 business days (customs may delay)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2923\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2878\" data-end=\"2923\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2878\" data-end=\"2899\"\u003eTracking Provided\u003c\/strong\u003e if selected at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2925\" data-end=\"2928\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2930\" data-end=\"2954\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 RETURNS \u0026amp; REFUNDS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2956\" data-end=\"3174\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2956\" data-end=\"3039\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2958\" data-end=\"3039\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2958\" data-end=\"2970\"\u003eDamaged?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email \u003cstrong data-start=\"2977\" data-end=\"2997\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2979\" data-end=\"2995\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days with a photo. We’ll fix it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3040\" data-end=\"3092\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3092\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3057\"\u003eWrong item?\u003c\/strong\u003e Same deal – we’ll replace it fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3093\" data-end=\"3174\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3174\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3114\"\u003eChange of mind?\u003c\/strong\u003e Return unused within 14 days. Buyer covers return shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3176\" data-end=\"3179\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3181\" data-end=\"3203\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ NEED MORE MAGIC?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3205\" data-end=\"3393\" class=\"\"\u003eKeolix isn’t just mugs. 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One sip at a time.\u003cbr data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3533\"\u003eOnly at \u003cstrong data-start=\"3541\" data-end=\"3551\"\u003eKeolix\u003c\/strong\u003e – where even your coffee has attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3497\" data-end=\"3590\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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