{"product_id":"bloody-hell-you-re-hot-wizard-birthday-card","title":"Bloody Hell, You’re Hot! – Wizard Birthday Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"587\" class=\"\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"587\"\u003e\"Bloody Hell, You're Hot!\" – The Flirtiest Wizard Card on the Internet\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"589\" data-end=\"884\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s be honest: some birthdays deserve more than “Happy Birthday.” They need heat. Magic. \u003cem data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"695\"\u003eChaos energy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eAnd that’s exactly what this card delivers. With its fiery-haired wizard and cheeky slogan—\u003cstrong data-start=\"789\" data-end=\"819\"\u003e\"Bloody hell, you're hot!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e—this card doesn’t just say “happy birthday,” it \u003cem data-start=\"868\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eenchants\u003c\/em\u003e them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"1064\" class=\"\"\u003eFlirty? Check.\u003cbr data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eFunny? Absolutely.\u003cbr data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"924\"\u003ePerfect for your crush, partner, sneaky situationship, or that spicy friend who lowkey deserves a magical ego boost?\u003cbr data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1064\"\u003eYou already know.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1066\" data-end=\"1069\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1098\" class=\"\"\u003e🪄 Who’s This Card For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1168\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1168\" class=\"\"\u003eThat wizard-loving partner who still quotes their favorite films\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1216\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1216\" class=\"\"\u003eThe hot friend with \u003cem data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003emain character\u003c\/em\u003e energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1288\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1288\" class=\"\"\u003eYour girlfriend, boyfriend, sneaky link, bestie—or all of the above\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1322\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1322\" class=\"\"\u003eYou. Yes, Queen. Treat yo’self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1327\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1329\" data-end=\"1356\" class=\"\"\u003e🧨 Why They’ll Love This Card:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1423\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1423\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003eBold, Flirty Message:\u003c\/strong\u003e Says what you're thinking, but cuter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1424\" data-end=\"1498\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1498\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1426\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eFabulous Fire Wizard:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hair on fire. Horny on main. Adorably chaotic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1592\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1592\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eMagical Birthday Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e A guaranteed laugh, a little blush, and a lot of “you didn’t!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1597\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1635\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 Available in 3 Magical Sizes:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1637\" data-end=\"1682\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1682\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1639\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003eA6:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small, cute, and powerful—like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1761\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1761\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003eA5 \u003c\/strong\u003e Classic size, perfect for posting or displaying on their shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1847\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1847\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1771\"\u003eA4  \u003c\/strong\u003eBig enough to fit your flirty message, bad handwriting, and an inside joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1849\" data-end=\"1852\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1854\" data-end=\"1901\" class=\"\"\u003e📝 Blank Inside – Because YOU Are the Magic\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1903\" data-end=\"2034\" class=\"\"\u003eAdd your own spell. A cheeky pickup line. A sweet message. Or just leave it blank and wink.\u003cbr data-start=\"1994\" data-end=\"1997\"\u003eEither way—\u003cstrong data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2034\"\u003eyou’re the wizard now.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2058\" class=\"\"\u003e🖨 Premium AF\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2060\" data-end=\"2313\" class=\"\"\u003ePrinted on luxe, thick card stock that \u003cem data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2116\"\u003efeels expensive\u003c\/em\u003e (without breaking the bank).\u003cbr data-start=\"2145\" data-end=\"2148\"\u003eThe colors pop, the wizard glows, and the whole thing screams \u003cstrong data-start=\"2210\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003elimited-edition energy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2237\" data-end=\"2240\"\u003eThey’ll want to frame it. Or at least screenshot it for their group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2315\" data-end=\"2318\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2339\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2540\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2341\" data-end=\"2390\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2343\" data-end=\"2390\" class=\"\"\u003eBoyfriends, girlfriends, crushes, spicy friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2391\" data-end=\"2416\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2416\" class=\"\"\u003eWizard fans (obviously)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2417\" data-end=\"2480\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2419\" data-end=\"2480\" class=\"\"\u003eAnyone who deserves a birthday that starts with “bloody hell”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2481\" data-end=\"2540\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2483\" data-end=\"2540\" class=\"\"\u003eRomantic, cheeky, and funny vibes in one magical envelope\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2542\" data-end=\"2545\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2573\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2575\" data-end=\"2603\" class=\"\"\u003eWe ship fast and with flair:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2820\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2647\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2607\" data-end=\"2647\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2607\" data-end=\"2627\"\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2648\" data-end=\"2677\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2677\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2650\" data-end=\"2666\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2678\" data-end=\"2749\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2680\" data-end=\"2749\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2680\" data-end=\"2698\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 days (customs might be slow, but we’re not)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2750\" data-end=\"2820\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2820\" class=\"\"\u003eAll cards ship in secure envelopes to protect their magical hotness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2822\" data-end=\"2825\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2827\" data-end=\"2842\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 RETURNS?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2844\" data-end=\"2926\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2844\" data-end=\"2870\"\u003eEmail \u003ca data-start=\"2852\" data-end=\"2868\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days if there’s a problem. We’ll sort it fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2928\" data-end=\"3153\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2928\" data-end=\"2977\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2930\" data-end=\"2977\" class=\"\"\u003eWrong card? Damaged? We’ll replace or refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2978\" data-end=\"3050\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2980\" data-end=\"3050\" class=\"\"\u003eLost package? UK = refund\/replacement after 14 days. 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