{"product_id":"bloody-hell-you-re-leaving-funny-farewell-card","title":"Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving! – Funny Farewell Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"292\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"292\"\u003e🧙♂️ Send Them Off With a Laugh: “Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving!” Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"615\" class=\"\"\u003eLooking for the ultimate \u003cstrong data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"342\"\u003efunny farewell card\u003c\/strong\u003e to say goodbye with humor, heart, and a bit of magical chaos? This red-haired wizard has you covered. With his exasperated expression and the oh-so-British line \u003cem data-start=\"504\" data-end=\"536\"\u003e“Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”\u003c\/em\u003e—this card is a crowd favorite for last days, fresh starts, and dramatic exits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"617\" data-end=\"834\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether they’re off to a new job, moving to another realm (or postcode), or just disappearing from your life like a true legend—this card says goodbye with charm, wit, and just enough emotional damage to be memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"836\" data-end=\"839\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"841\" data-end=\"867\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 Why You'll Love This Card:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"981\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"981\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eWhimsical \u0026amp; Witty:\u003c\/strong\u003e The right mix of heartfelt and hilarious (aka the only kind of goodbye we believe in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1080\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1080\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"984\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003ePerfect for Any Exit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whether it’s a job switch, flatmate farewell, or retirement mic drop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1156\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1156\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1083\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for your own spell, sass, or heartfelt monologue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1223\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1223\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1159\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eIt’s a Fridge Card:\u003c\/strong\u003e Not one they’ll bin. This card \u003cem data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003estays\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1224\" data-end=\"1335\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1335\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1226\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003eVersatile AF:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ideal for coworkers, friends, flatmates, and even exes (if you're feeling poetic and petty)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1340\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1366\" class=\"\"\u003e👑 Product Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1958\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1578\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1578\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1390\"\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1393\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bold and perfect for group messages\u003cbr data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1471\"\u003eA5 \u003c\/strong\u003e: Classic, polished, and frameable\u003cbr data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1508\"\u003e– \u003cstrong data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1531\"\u003eA6 (4.1 x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e: Compact and cheeky — perfect for casual vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1580\" data-end=\"1661\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1582\" data-end=\"1661\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1582\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eCardstock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thick, premium matte finish — sturdy, smooth, and pen-friendly\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1753\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1753\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1664\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-resolution, full-color wizard illustration with signature British sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1754\" data-end=\"1804\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1804\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1756\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eInterior:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank – say what you really want\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1805\" data-end=\"1874\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1874\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eEnvelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e Included and color-matched — no spellbinding needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1958\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"1958\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003ePackaging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flat-packed in eco-rigid mailers so your wizard arrives flawless\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1963\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1965\" data-end=\"1984\" class=\"\"\u003e🔮 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2280\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2047\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2047\" class=\"\"\u003eFarewell parties with cake, drinks, and some light trauma\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2048\" data-end=\"2105\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2050\" data-end=\"2105\" class=\"\"\u003eOffice exits that deserve more than a Post-it goodbye\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2106\" data-end=\"2156\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2108\" data-end=\"2156\" class=\"\"\u003eRoommates leaving your flat but not your heart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2157\" data-end=\"2215\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2159\" data-end=\"2215\" class=\"\"\u003eYour magical bestie riding off into their next chapter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2216\" data-end=\"2280\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2218\" data-end=\"2280\" class=\"\"\u003eThat colleague who low-key ran the office but pretended not to\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2282\" data-end=\"2285\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2287\" data-end=\"2316\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 What Makes It Magical:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2411\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t your run-of-the-mill \u003cem data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2363\"\u003e“Good Luck”\u003c\/em\u003e card.\u003cbr data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2372\"\u003eIt’s character. It’s chaos. It’s \u003cem data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2411\"\u003eyou.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2413\" data-end=\"2508\" class=\"\"\u003eWhen you hand them this \u003cstrong data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2460\"\u003efunny farewell Design\u003c\/strong\u003e, you're not just saying goodbye. You're saying:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2633\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2510\" data-end=\"2549\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2512\" data-end=\"2549\" class=\"\"\u003e“You were the star of this sitcom.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2550\" data-end=\"2584\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2552\" data-end=\"2584\" class=\"\"\u003e“You made the Zoom calls fun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2585\" data-end=\"2633\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2587\" data-end=\"2633\" class=\"\"\u003e“You’ll be missed more than the snack drawer.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2635\" data-end=\"2720\" class=\"\"\u003eIt’s the card that makes them laugh… and then cry… and then frame it on their fridge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2722\" data-end=\"2725\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2746\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Gifting Tip:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2748\" data-end=\"2788\" class=\"\"\u003eMake it unforgettable with a few extras:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2790\" data-end=\"3042\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2790\" data-end=\"2836\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2792\" data-end=\"2836\" class=\"\"\u003eAdd a glitter pen + write a farewell spell\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2837\" data-end=\"2890\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2839\" data-end=\"2890\" class=\"\"\u003eTape in a tea bag, chocolate wand, or pun sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2965\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2965\" class=\"\"\u003eBundle it with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"2910\" data-end=\"2933\"\u003eKeolix Wizard Print\u003c\/strong\u003e for the full magical send-off\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2966\" data-end=\"3042\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2968\" data-end=\"3042\" class=\"\"\u003eOr… leave it mysteriously on their desk with no name and watch them spiral\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3047\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3049\" data-end=\"3079\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; 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