{"product_id":"christmas-calories-don-t-count-funny-holiday-card","title":"Christmas Calories Don’t Count – Funny Holiday Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"338\" class=\"\"\u003e🍰🎄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"338\"\u003e\"Christmas Calories Don’t Count\" – Funny Christmas Card for Food Lovers\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"343\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"345\" data-end=\"406\" class=\"\"\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong data-start=\"352\" data-end=\"406\"\u003eShare the Joy (and the Treats) This Holiday Season\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"408\" data-end=\"701\" class=\"\"\u003eThe holiday season is made for sweet indulgences, cozy gatherings — and a little bit of guilt-free snacking!\u003cbr data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eCelebrate the delicious side of Christmas with the \u003cstrong data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"606\"\u003e\"Christmas Calories Don’t Count\"\u003c\/strong\u003e card, featuring a mouth-watering Christmas pudding topped with festive holly and creamy icing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"903\" class=\"\"\u003ePerfect for foodies, sweet tooths, and festive feast lovers, this funny card is the perfect way to spread laughter, cheer, and the very important message that \u003cem data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eyes, calories are optional in December\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"908\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"956\" class=\"\"\u003e💬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"917\" data-end=\"956\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Christmas Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"958\" data-end=\"996\" class=\"\"\u003e🍰 \u003cstrong data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"994\"\u003eRelatable, Playful Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1156\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"997\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e\"Christmas Calories Don’t Count\"\u003c\/em\u003e hits home for anyone who knows the real magic of the holidays: second helpings, endless desserts, and guilt-free indulgence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1200\" class=\"\"\u003e🎄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1198\"\u003eFestive, Eye-Catching Design\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1328\" class=\"\"\u003eA delicious, richly detailed Christmas pudding illustration brings the cozy flavors of the season to life — no baking required!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1385\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1338\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003ePerfect for Every Food Lover in Your Life\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1548\" class=\"\"\u003eFriends, family, coworkers, or that one relative who always hits the dessert table first — this card will 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