{"product_id":"congrats-on-paying-bills-greeting-card","title":"Congrats on Paying Bills Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBills? Paid. Vibes? High. Cake? Served.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThis card is for the real ones—the warriors who pay rent \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e keep the lights on. It’s bold. It’s cheeky. It’s giving “I survived capitalism another year” energy. Whether it’s their birthday, rent day, or just a Monday, this card says \u003ci\u003eI see you, legend\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe pink cake design with candle drama is perfect for that friend who’s always on the edge of a direct debit disaster but still shows up. You know the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThis Card is Giving:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e“Happy birthday, you financially stressed angel”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e“You paid your council tax? Iconic.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e“Not dead, not homeless. Celebrate.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"p1\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCard Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAvailable in \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA6, A4, or A5\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e – pick your drama level\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePrinted on thick matte cardstock (300gsm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBlank inside, because you’ve got things to say\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eComes with a cute envelope (yes, we match vibes)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eShips from the UK with love \u0026amp; sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMillennial birthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eRent survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSide hustle queens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eSpreadsheet boyfriends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnyone who didn’t get evicted this month\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWrite “hope this card isn’t your only present” inside. Or “another year closer to the sweet release of retirement”. Up to you. This is for the bills-paid, budget-battling icons who deserve more than just a basic card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGive them something that claps back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be real—this card is giving \u003ci\u003e“I survived capitalism and all I got was this birthday card.”\u003c\/i\u003e It’s cute, it’s cheeky, and it hits harder than your Wi-Fi bill. Whether you’re sending it to your mate who finally moved out, your bestie who paid rent \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e managed to not cry this month, or your partner who’s just out here doing their best—you’ll be the reason they laugh-snort into their instant noodles. That’s impact, baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAnd yes, it’s also \u003ci\u003every frameable\u003c\/i\u003e. People hang this one up like a trophy. Because let’s face it—surviving modern life \u003ci\u003edeserves a celebration.\u003c\/i\u003e This isn’t just a card, it’s emotional support on paper. It’s adulting, with cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePerfect for housewarmings, post-payday hype, graduation, new jobs, side hustle wins, or just surviving the monthly chaos. It’s also a low-key love note that says, “I see you doing your best—and I’m proud (and slightly shocked).”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePair it with a tote, mug, or sticker if you’re feeling extra generous (or chaotic). Or just send it solo with a passive-aggressive “congrats” and call it a gift. You’re the main character either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"A5 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354229653830,"sku":"SQ3320175","price":3.83,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55372307497286,"sku":"sku-53854969069891","price":4.46,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354229686598,"sku":"sku-53392360112451","price":2.98,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A6 \/ Glossy","offer_id":55372307530054,"sku":"sku-53854969102659","price":3.36,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A4 \/ Matte","offer_id":55354229719366,"sku":"sku-53464955519299","price":5.91,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/7869\/0886\/files\/congrats-on-paying-bills-greeting-card-keolix-cards-mezetto-2753916.jpg?v=1764159012","url":"https:\/\/www.mezetto.shop\/products\/congrats-on-paying-bills-greeting-card","provider":"mezetto","version":"1.0","type":"link"}