{"product_id":"feeling-a-bit-dino-sore-funny-get-well-soon-dinosaur-card","title":"Feeling a Bit Dino-sore? Funny Get Well Soon Dinosaur Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"716\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e🦖 Feeling a Bit Dino-sore? Yeah, We've All Been There...\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eWhether it’s the flu, heartbreak, a dodgy takeaway, or just life doing its thing — we all have those \u003cem data-start=\"879\" data-end=\"884\"\u003eugh\u003c\/em\u003e days. But now you can send a tiny, sad dinosaur card to do the comforting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e“Feeling a Bit Dino-sore?” Get Well Soon Card\u003c\/strong\u003e — a ridiculously cute way to tell someone \u003cem data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eyou care\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-start=\"1087\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eyou get it\u003c\/em\u003e. This card hits that sweet spot between hilarious and heartwarming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003e💭 What's the Card Vibe?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eLet’s be real: nobody wants to get a soppy sympathy card when they feel like death warmed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1502\"\u003eThis?\u003cbr data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003eThis is the card that says:\u003cbr data-start=\"1328\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e“You’re sick, but you’re still funny.”\u003cbr data-start=\"1369\" data-end=\"1372\"\u003e“You’re miserable, but I’m still here for you.”\u003cbr data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1422\"\u003e“You’re coughing like a 90-year-old chain smoker, but you’re still my favorite.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003eIt’s gentle, light, and will absolutely earn a smile from even the grumpiest of patients.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1595\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1619\"\u003e🦕 Who Is This Card For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1621\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1623\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003eYour best friend recovering from the plague\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1744\"\u003eYour coworker who's \u003cem data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003emysteriously\u003c\/em\u003e off sick the day after karaoke night\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1745\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1747\" data-end=\"1819\"\u003eYour kid who’s sniffling under a blanket demanding grapes like royalty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1820\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1891\"\u003eLiterally anyone who’s feeling rough and needs a pun-based pick-me-up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1893\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e📐 Available Card Sizes:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"1966\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1966\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Sweet and compact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1967\" data-end=\"1996\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1969\" data-end=\"1996\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1969\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003eA5 \u003c\/strong\u003e – The classic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1997\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1999\" data-end=\"2046\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1999\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e – Go big or go (sick) home\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2048\" data-end=\"2160\"\u003eAll cards come with a matching envelope, so you can send it straight out or hand-deliver with soup (or sarcasm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2162\" data-end=\"2165\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2167\" data-end=\"2204\"\u003e🎨 Premium Print + Design Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2206\" data-end=\"2272\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2272\"\u003eHigh-quality cardstock — sturdy, smooth, and luxe to the touch\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2273\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2275\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003eVivid colour printing that makes the sad dino \u003cem data-start=\"2321\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003epop\u003c\/em\u003e (emotionally and visually)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2356\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2358\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003eBlank inside — because your jokes \u0026gt; ours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2457\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2403\" data-end=\"2457\"\u003eProfessionally designed to be funny \u003cem data-start=\"2439\" data-end=\"2444\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e comforting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2458\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2460\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003eCute, sad dinosaur guaranteed to trigger healing through serotonin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2528\" data-end=\"2531\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2533\" data-end=\"2555\"\u003e✍️ Make It Personal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003eLeft blank inside so you can go wild.\u003cbr data-start=\"2594\" data-end=\"2597\"\u003eAdd a heartfelt note. Or make it chaotic:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2640\" data-end=\"2799\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2640\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2642\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003e“At least you don’t look like this dinosaur.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2690\" data-end=\"2751\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2692\" data-end=\"2751\"\u003e“Being sick is your new aesthetic. It’s working for you.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2799\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2754\" data-end=\"2799\"\u003e“Cough twice if you want me to bring snacks.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2801\" data-end=\"2804\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2806\" data-end=\"2824\"\u003e💡 Why It Works\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2826\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2826\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2828\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2828\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003eLaughter + empathy = healing vibes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2867\" data-end=\"2921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2869\" data-end=\"2921\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2869\" data-end=\"2887\"\u003eDisplay-worthy\u003c\/strong\u003e: This dino’s getting fridge space\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2922\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2924\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2924\" data-end=\"2939\"\u003eZero cringe\u003c\/strong\u003e: No overdone clichés, just a whole lot of charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2989\" data-end=\"3107\"\u003eIt’s the card they’ll remember long after they’re back on their feet (or still under three blankets watching Netflix).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3109\" data-end=\"3112\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3114\" data-end=\"3143\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns Info\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3145\" data-end=\"3281\"\u003eWe dispatch within \u003cstrong data-start=\"3164\" data-end=\"3185\"\u003e1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3185\" data-end=\"3188\"\u003eEstimated delivery times:\u003cbr data-start=\"3213\" data-end=\"3216\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3242\" data-end=\"3245\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3283\" data-end=\"3438\"\u003eIf anything arrives damaged or goes missing in transit, we’ll make it right. 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