{"product_id":"funny-dad-mushroom-card-you-re-a-fungi-pun-design","title":"Funny Dad Mushroom Card – “You’re a Fungi” Pun Design","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"870\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eDad… You’re a Fungi  🍄\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e(And yes, we \u003cem data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"858\"\u003ehad\u003c\/em\u003e to say it with a card.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"1191\"\u003eThis card is for the dad who cracks the worst jokes, has a tool for everything, and still manages to be the MVP of the family mushroom patch. Whether you’re celebrating Father’s Day, his birthday, or just surviving life with a fun-guy who \u003cem data-start=\"1111\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003ethinks\u003c\/em\u003e he's hilarious, this card brings the perfect balance of wit and warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1313\"\u003eAnd let’s be honest… he’ll love it. He’ll probably show it to the neighbours. Maybe even frame it next to his BBQ tongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1315\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1320\" data-end=\"1369\"\u003e🎉 WHY IT’S THE CARD HE DIDN’T KNOW HE NEEDED\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1371\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eFeatures a cheerful cartoon mushroom with the ultimate dad pun\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003eLight-hearted but loaded with love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003eMakes even a grumpy dad crack a smile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1519\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1590\"\u003eBlank inside so \u003cem data-start=\"1537\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e can bring the sappy, sweet, or sarcastic energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1592\" data-end=\"1712\"\u003eThis card isn’t just a greeting — it’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003edad joke in physical form\u003c\/strong\u003e. Delivered straight to his hands. You're welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1714\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1749\"\u003e📏 SIZES THAT FIT HIS VIBE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1795\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1751\" data-end=\"1794\"\u003eAvailable in 3 fun-guy approved sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1840\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"1810\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – Standard, classic, crisp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1843\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1843\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e – Bigger, bolder, fungi-er.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1896\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA6 \u003c\/strong\u003e- Small and cute\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"2024\"\u003eWhichever size you choose, the message lands. It’s the kind of card that might mysteriously stay on the fridge for six months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2026\" data-end=\"2029\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2031\" data-end=\"2071\"\u003e✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOUR TURN TO SHINE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2075\" data-end=\"2123\"\u003eWant to continue the mushroom pun saga? Do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2126\" data-end=\"2209\"\u003eWant to write a heartfelt message that low-key makes him tear up? That works too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2210\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2212\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003eWant to just sign your name like a chaotic gremlin? Still valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2337\"\u003eWhatever you write, it’ll hit because it’s coming from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2342\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2408\"\u003e🌱 QUALITY THAT LASTS LONGER THAN HIS GARDEN HOSE COLLECTION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2410\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2410\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2412\" data-end=\"2481\"\u003ePrinted on premium matte card stock (aka feels nice and looks posh)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2482\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2484\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003eHigh-quality print ensures vibrant colours and clear lines\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2582\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2547\" data-end=\"2582\"\u003eComes with an envelope, obviously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2583\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2585\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003eDesigned to be kept, not binned — this one’s a keeper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2640\" data-end=\"2643\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2645\" data-end=\"2676\"\u003e🛍️ SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS INFO\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2678\" data-end=\"2762\"\u003eWe dispatch within 1–3 business days because we don’t mess around.\u003cbr data-start=\"2744\" data-end=\"2747\"\u003eDelivery times:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2763\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2763\" data-end=\"2792\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2765\" data-end=\"2792\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2765\" data-end=\"2771\"\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2793\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2859\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2812\"\u003eInternational\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7–14 days (customs might be fashionably late)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2861\" data-end=\"2883\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2861\" data-end=\"2882\"\u003eRefunds \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2884\" data-end=\"3091\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2884\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003eDamaged or wrong card? Send us a photo — we’ll sort it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2944\" data-end=\"3006\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2946\" data-end=\"3006\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3007\" data-end=\"3091\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3009\" data-end=\"3091\"\u003eLost package? We’ll replace it. 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