{"product_id":"go-crazy-stay-up-till-9-01-pm-funny-greeting-card","title":"Go Crazy Stay Up Till 9:01 PM Funny Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"1068\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"825\"\u003eGo crazy. Stay up till... wait for it... \u003cem data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e9:01 PM\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eBecause being \u003cem data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"848\"\u003ewild\u003c\/em\u003e means one extra minute past your bedtime, duh. 🥂\u003cbr data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eThis card is for the sleep-loving, early-bird, PJs-by-8:30 queen in your life—the one who celebrates with snacks, not shots. The introvert icon. The sleepy sweetheart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1274\"\u003eWhether it’s for your girlfriend, your bestie, or your “barely-making-it-through-the-week” coworker, this is the ultimate card for laughing at life, love, and our shared obsession with going to bed early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1276\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1281\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003e🎉 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003eThe friend who thinks 10 PM is “basically the middle of the night”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003eYour significant other who’d rather cuddle under a blanket than hit the clubs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1519\"\u003eAnyone who defines “wild night” as eating dinner after 7:30\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eYourself—because why not?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eThis card doesn’t just say \u003cem data-start=\"1576\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003ehappy birthday\u003c\/em\u003e or \u003cem data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1608\"\u003eI love you\u003c\/em\u003e—it says \u003cem data-start=\"1617\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eI see you, fellow exhausted queen, and I love your sleepy little heart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1697\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003e🎈 CARD DESIGN DETAILS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1721\" data-end=\"1865\"\u003eOn the front:\u003cbr data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1737\"\u003eA cartoon girl in a party hat, giving \u003cem data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1784\"\u003eserious\u003c\/em\u003e chaotic good vibes.\u003cbr data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eShe’s READY to party (and then fall asleep at 9:03 sharp).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1867\" data-end=\"1956\"\u003eMessage reads:\u003cbr data-start=\"1881\" data-end=\"1884\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e“Go Crazy. Stay Up Till 9:01 PM.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1921\" data-end=\"1924\"\u003e...because 9:00 is for amateurs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1958\" data-end=\"1961\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1963\" data-end=\"1984\"\u003e📝 CARD FEATURES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2598\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2095\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2005\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2005\" data-end=\"2008\"\u003eYou write the message. Make it hilarious. Make it heartfelt. Make it rhyme if you dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2097\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2279\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2099\" data-end=\"2119\"\u003eSizes Available:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2119\" data-end=\"2122\"\u003e• A6 (4.1\" x 5.8\") – Cute. Compact. Quick hit of joy.\u003cbr data-start=\"2178\" data-end=\"2181\"\u003e•A5– Classic size for classic sass.\u003cbr data-start=\"2226\" data-end=\"2229\"\u003e• A4 – Go big or go to bed early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2438\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2438\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2283\" data-end=\"2305\"\u003ePremium Cardstock:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2305\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003eThick, smooth, high-quality paper that feels as good as it looks. Vibrant colors. Crisp details. No smudging or flimsy vibes here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2440\" data-end=\"2496\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2496\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2442\" data-end=\"2464\"\u003eEnvelope Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2464\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003eOf course. We’re not animals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2498\" data-end=\"2598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2500\" data-end=\"2598\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2500\" data-end=\"2517\"\u003eEco-Friendly:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2517\" data-end=\"2520\"\u003ePrinted on sustainable paper because saving the planet is the \u003cem data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2588\"\u003ereal\u003c\/em\u003e wild act.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2600\" data-end=\"2603\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2634\"\u003e🌟 WHY IT HITS DIFFERENT:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2636\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003eMost cards are boring. This one isn’t.\u003cbr data-start=\"2674\" data-end=\"2677\"\u003eIt \u003cem data-start=\"2680\" data-end=\"2686\"\u003egets\u003c\/em\u003e your people. The sleepy ones. 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