{"product_id":"happy-fathers-day-now-put-your-glasses-on-card","title":"Happy Father's Day (Now Put Your Glasses On) Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"737\"\u003e👓 \"Happy Father's Day (Now Put Your Glasses On)\"\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"788\"\u003e– A Card For the Dad Who Can’t Find His Specs… Again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"887\"\u003eYou love him. He loves you. He just can’t see you.\u003cbr data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e(Seriously, where \u003cem data-start=\"861\" data-end=\"866\"\u003eare\u003c\/em\u003e those glasses, Dad?)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eThis card is for every classic dad moment — from muttering “where the hell did I put them” to squinting at the telly like it’s a maths test. It’s a wink to all those laughable, loveable habits we secretly adore (and roast him for every year).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003e🤓 What's the Vibe?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e✨ Funny but affectionate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1235\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1235\"\u003e🧼 Clean humour your mum will approve of\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1236\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1238\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003e📺 Feels like Sunday roast and a nap by 4PM\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1283\" data-end=\"1370\"\u003eThis one’s guaranteed to make him smile (after he squints at it for a solid 3 seconds).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1372\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003e🧔 Who’s It For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eYour dad who calls TikTok “the Tok”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1438\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1490\"\u003eYour stepdad who thinks WhatsApp is social media\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003eGrandad who keeps saying “I don’t need glasses” while holding the card at arm’s length\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1582\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003eAny father figure who’s earned a laugh and a whole lot of love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003e👓 Card Specs (No Reading Glasses Required)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1701\" data-end=\"2130\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1701\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1851\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003eSize Options\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"1720\" data-end=\"1723\"\u003eA6 (4.1 x 5.8\") – Cute and compact\u003cbr data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1763\"\u003eA5 – The people’s champion\u003cbr data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003eA4  – Because dad’s got big feelings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1853\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1855\" data-end=\"1871\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"1872\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003eWrite a roast, a heartfelt message, or both. We don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1942\" data-end=\"1963\"\u003ePremium Cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"1967\"\u003eThick, high-quality paper that feels as solid as your dad’s outdated opinions on music.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2059\" data-end=\"2130\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2130\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2082\"\u003eEnvelope Included\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003cbr data-start=\"2083\" data-end=\"2086\"\u003eBecause even dad deserves good packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2132\" data-end=\"2135\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2137\" data-end=\"2168\"\u003e✍️ Message Ideas for Inside:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2170\" data-end=\"2382\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2170\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2172\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003e“Happy Father’s Day. Now seriously — where are your glasses?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2317\"\u003e“Thanks for always \u003cem data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003epretending\u003c\/em\u003e you could read bedtime stories without them.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2318\" data-end=\"2382\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2382\"\u003e“Love you more than you love pretending your eyesight’s fine.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2384\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2389\" data-end=\"2418\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns Info\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2449\"\u003e1–3 day processing time\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2452\" data-end=\"2482\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2454\" data-end=\"2482\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2483\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2485\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 days (Customs may try to flirt with your card, we can’t stop them.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2577\" data-end=\"2595\"\u003e🕶 Lost package?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2596\" data-end=\"2664\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2596\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2598\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003eUK: Contact after 14 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2626\" data-end=\"2664\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2628\" data-end=\"2664\"\u003eInternational: Contact after 30 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2666\" data-end=\"2750\"\u003e💌 Damaged or incorrect?\u003cbr data-start=\"2690\" data-end=\"2693\"\u003eEmail us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll sort it fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2752\" data-end=\"2901\"\u003e📧 Refunds go to your original payment method.\u003cbr data-start=\"2798\" data-end=\"2801\"\u003e📬 Returns accepted (non-personalized, unused, OG packaging). Buyer pays shipping unless we flubbed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2903\" data-end=\"2931\"\u003e📮 Contact: \u003ca data-start=\"2915\" data-end=\"2931\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2933\" data-end=\"2936\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2938\" data-end=\"2955\"\u003e💌 Why KEOLIX?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2957\" data-end=\"3158\"\u003eYou want more than a card — you want \u003cem data-start=\"2994\" data-end=\"3004\"\u003ea moment\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3008\"\u003eAt Keolix, we mix wit, heart, and design into something unforgettable. 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Your dad deserves something fun, personal, and just the right level of cheeky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3559\" data-end=\"3709\"\u003eWhether he’s your old man, stepdad, grandpa, or just that legendary bloke who raised you right — this card is here to make him laugh \u003cem data-start=\"3692\" data-end=\"3697\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e feel loved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3711\" data-end=\"3821\"\u003e🎯 Add it to your cart.\u003cbr data-start=\"3734\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003e🧔 Make his Father’s Day.\u003cbr data-start=\"3762\" data-end=\"3765\"\u003e👓 And for God’s sake… tell him to \u003cem data-start=\"3800\" data-end=\"3820\"\u003eput his glasses on\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3711\" data-end=\"3821\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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