{"product_id":"ho-ho-hold-my-drink-funny-christmas-mug","title":"Ho-Ho-Hold My Drink – Funny Christmas Mug","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6; color: #000;\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"516\" data-end=\"684\"\u003eAlarm goes off, fairy lights twinkle, and the smell of cinnamon swirls through the kitchen.\u003cbr data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"610\"\u003eYour hand reaches—not for the tinsel—but for a mug that chuckles with you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"802\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"714\"\u003e“Ho Ho Hold My Drink.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"717\"\u003eCandy-stripe straw, holly sprig, cheeky cocktail sloshing with festive mischief. 🍹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"849\"\u003eOne sip and you’re officially on sleigh-time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"851\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e✨ Five merry reasons this mug belongs in your cupboard\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"935\"\u003eInstant party mood\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eThe bright illustration pops like baubles on a tree. Office Zoom or pyjama brunch—everyone spots the Christmas spirit sloshing about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1210\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1080\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003eIdeal hot-drink volume\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1109\"\u003e11 oz \/ 340 ml holds enough peppermint mocha to power snow-shovelling or late-night gift-wrapping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1212\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003eBuilt to survive December chaos\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eGlossy, A-grade ceramic shrugs off marshmallow foam, egg-nog dribbles and dishwasher spin-cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1377\"\u003eMicrowave ready\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003eCold cocoa? Zap, stir, sip. No design fade, no handle scorch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1581\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1451\" data-end=\"1491\"\u003eWholesome underneath the naughtiness\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1491\" data-end=\"1494\"\u003eLead-free, BPA-free, food-safe inks. Naughty in the message, nice in the materials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1586\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1612\"\u003e🎁 Who will love this mug?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1616\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003eSecret-Santa targets\u003c\/strong\u003e – earns the biggest laugh at under-£10 exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1781\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1695\" data-end=\"1719\"\u003eCocktail aficionados\u003c\/strong\u003e – pair with a mini bottle of spiced rum for instant cheers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1883\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1784\" data-end=\"1883\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1784\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003eFestive-af friends\u003c\/strong\u003e – those who erect the tree in November will treasure its sparkle all year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1886\" data-end=\"1943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1886\" data-end=\"1902\"\u003eSelf-gifters\u003c\/strong\u003e – because your cocoa deserves a costume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1945\" data-end=\"1948\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"1973\"\u003e📏 Quick-fire Mug specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"2246\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1977\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003eMaterial mug | 100 % ceramic, white, high-gloss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2023\" data-end=\"2052\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2052\"\u003eCapacity | 11 oz \/ 340 ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2053\" data-end=\"2108\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2108\"\u003eCare  | Microwave safe • Dishwasher safe (top rack)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2109\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2188\"\u003eOrigin | Blank mug responsibly sourced in China, printed \u0026amp; packed in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2189\" data-end=\"2246\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2191\" data-end=\"2246\"\u003eHandle | Generous C-grip—comfy even with mittened hands\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2251\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2253\" data-end=\"2289\"\u003e🌍 Print-on-demand = lower waste\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2490\"\u003eWe only press the design when you click \u003cstrong data-start=\"2331\" data-end=\"2346\"\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/strong\u003e. No dusty stockrooms, less CO₂, fresher ink. Shipped in recyclable cardboard—zero plastic fillers, because polar bears appreciate clean seas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2495\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2497\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e🚚 Delivery sleigh-notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2565\"\u003eProcessing time | 1–3 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2566\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2568\" data-end=\"2609\"\u003eUK | Royal Mail 48 h – 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2610\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2612\" data-end=\"2689\"\u003eWorldwide | Royal Mail International – 7–14 working days (customs permitting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2691\" data-end=\"2760\"\u003eTracking lands in your inbox quicker than you can say “jingle bells”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2762\" data-end=\"2765\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2767\" data-end=\"2797\"\u003e🔄 Festive-cheer guarantee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2799\" data-end=\"3009\"\u003eParcel took a knock from a rogue reindeer? Colours not as zingy as Rudolph’s nose?\u003cbr data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2885\"\u003eEmail \u003cstrong data-start=\"2891\" data-end=\"2911\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2893\" data-end=\"2909\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days—attach a photo—and we’ll rush a replacement or refund before the pudding’s flaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3011\" data-end=\"3162\"\u003eChanged your mind? Return unused within 14 days. Postage is on you unless we slipped up. Refunds always bounce back to your original payment method.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3164\" data-end=\"3167\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3169\" data-end=\"3204\"\u003e❓ Tiny FAQs from Santa’s helper\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3206\" data-end=\"3298\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3206\" data-end=\"3231\"\u003eDesign on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3231\" data-end=\"3234\"\u003eYes—works for left-handed elves and right-handed reindeer alike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3300\" data-end=\"3452\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3300\" data-end=\"3342\"\u003eWill the print fade after many washes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3342\" data-end=\"3345\"\u003eNot with normal household settings. Avoid industrial scorch mode and the colours stay as merry as day one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3454\" data-end=\"3623\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3454\" data-end=\"3478\"\u003eGift-wrap available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3478\" data-end=\"3481\"\u003eTick “Gift wrap” at checkout. We’ll swaddle the mug in red tissue, tie with green twine and pop on a kraft tag—ready to slide under the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3625\" data-end=\"3628\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3630\" data-end=\"3657\"\u003e☕ Final splash of cheer\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3659\" data-end=\"3894\"\u003eFrom the first carol on the radio to the last crumb of mince pie, Christmas is about moments that fizz with fun.\u003cbr data-start=\"3771\" data-end=\"3774\"\u003ePour those moments into the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3802\" data-end=\"3827\"\u003e“Ho Ho Hold My Drink”\u003c\/strong\u003e mug—your licence to giggle, clink and toast the season with style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3896\" data-end=\"3948\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eClick \u003cem data-start=\"3902\" data-end=\"3915\"\u003eAdd to Cart\u003c\/em\u003e and let every sip sparkle. 🎄🍹\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3896\" data-end=\"3948\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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