{"product_id":"later-traitor-retro-funny-farewell-greeting-card","title":"Later, Traitor – Retro Funny Farewell Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"1151\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"838\"\u003eLater, Traitor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eBold. Cheeky. Unapologetically iconic. This isn’t your average goodbye card—it’s a vintage slap of humour to the face. Whether you’re waving off a coworker, ditching a dodgy friend, or lovingly banishing your sibling from the group chat forever, this retro telephone card does the dirty work for you… in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003eBecause let’s be honest: sometimes the best send-off isn’t sentimental—it’s savage with a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1251\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003e💔 FOR FAREWELLS THAT DESERVE A MIC DROP\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003eLet’s give ‘em something to \u003cem data-start=\"1330\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e remember you by.\u003cbr data-start=\"1355\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eThe “Later, Traitor” card isn’t just a goodbye—it’s a vibe. Whether it’s:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1480\"\u003eA colleague quitting the group chat (finally)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eYour mate jumping ship to move abroad\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1521\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1523\" data-end=\"1622\"\u003eThat friend who swore they’d never leave… and now they’re off to live their Eat, Pray, Love fantasy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1686\"\u003e…this card says it all: \"Bye, hun. Don’t trip on the way out.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1688\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1693\" data-end=\"1720\"\u003e📞 WHY IT SLAPS SO HARD\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1993\"\u003eThis design is full of chaotic charm. A bold, retro phone sits centre stage, ready to drop the line of the year. The phrase? A ruthless-yet-playful “Later, Traitor.” We’re talking vintage meets venom. Humor with heart. And just enough nostalgia to soften the savage blow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1995\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eIt’s the kind of card they won’t throw away.\u003cbr data-start=\"2039\" data-end=\"2042\"\u003eThey’ll frame it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2059\" data-end=\"2062\"\u003eDisplay it.\u003cbr data-start=\"2073\" data-end=\"2076\"\u003eLaugh at it for \u003cem data-start=\"2092\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003emonths.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2180\"\u003eBecause deep down, everyone loves being lightly roasted by someone who cares.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2182\" data-end=\"2185\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2187\" data-end=\"2207\"\u003e🎯 WHO’S IT FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003eLiterally anyone who’s ever quit a job, moved cities, retired, gone on a gap year, or ghosted the group project. It’s the perfect pick for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2584\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2420\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/strong\u003e – Send them off with a card they’ll actually remember.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2421\" data-end=\"2486\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2486\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2423\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003eFriends\u003c\/strong\u003e – Spice up that goodbye dinner with something bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2487\" data-end=\"2540\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2489\" data-end=\"2540\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2489\" data-end=\"2499\"\u003eFamily\u003c\/strong\u003e – Moving out? This is your parting shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2541\" data-end=\"2584\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2543\" data-end=\"2584\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2543\" data-end=\"2566\"\u003eYour Own Petty Soul\u003c\/strong\u003e – We don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2589\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2610\"\u003e📐 SIZE OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2612\" data-end=\"2675\"\u003eBecause we don’t do one-size-fits-all. Choose your drama level:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2677\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2677\" data-end=\"2726\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2679\" data-end=\"2726\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2679\" data-end=\"2685\"\u003eA6\u003c\/strong\u003e (4.1 x 5.8\") – Classic, compact, deadly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2727\" data-end=\"2766\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2729\" data-end=\"2766\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA5 \u003c\/b\u003e– Statement size. Full sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2767\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2775\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e – The deluxe roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2810\" data-end=\"3019\"\u003eEach card is printed on premium matte cardstock and comes blank inside (because your words are the real weapon). Includes a crisp envelope so it’s ready to drop in the post—or dramatically slide across a desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3021\" data-end=\"3024\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3059\"\u003e🌱 DETAILS THAT HIT DIFFERENT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3061\" data-end=\"3258\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3061\" data-end=\"3110\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3063\" data-end=\"3110\"\u003eVivid, sharp design on smooth high-quality card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3111\" data-end=\"3165\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3113\" data-end=\"3165\"\u003eBlank interior for personal burns or heartfelt notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3166\" data-end=\"3206\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3168\" data-end=\"3206\"\u003eEco-conscious materials where possible\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3207\" data-end=\"3258\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3209\" data-end=\"3258\"\u003eComes with envelope because we believe in closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3260\" data-end=\"3263\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3265\" data-end=\"3286\"\u003e🖤 WHY THIS CARD?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3288\" data-end=\"3465\"\u003eBecause some goodbyes deserve a punchline.\u003cbr data-start=\"3330\" data-end=\"3333\"\u003eBecause you’ve got something to say—and this says it louder (and funnier).\u003cbr data-start=\"3407\" data-end=\"3410\"\u003eBecause giving basic cards is simply not the Keeks way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3467\" data-end=\"3652\"\u003eWhether it’s a bitter-sweet farewell or a full-on sarcastic drop-kick out the door, \u003cem data-start=\"3551\" data-end=\"3567\"\u003eLater, Traitor\u003c\/em\u003e gets the message across. With charm. With sass. With that irresistible vintage wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3654\" data-end=\"3657\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3659\" data-end=\"3680\"\u003e🛒 CALL TO ACTION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3682\" data-end=\"3923\"\u003eAdd to cart and make your exit the most iconic thing since that one time you quit via group chat and changed your name to “left the convo.”\u003cbr data-start=\"3821\" data-end=\"3824\"\u003eLet them laugh. Let them cry. 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