{"product_id":"more-cake-than-candles-funny-birthday-greeting-card","title":"More Cake Than Candles :\/ – Funny Birthday Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"903\"\u003e🎉 More Candles. More Laughs. Zero Apologies.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eLet’s be real. Some birthdays come with more wax than wishes—and that’s exactly why this card exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1363\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"1024\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003e“More Cake Than Candles :\/”\u003c\/strong\u003e birthday card.\u003cbr data-start=\"1070\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003eA delightful dose of aging humor wrapped in sweet cartoon chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003eFeaturing a completely overloaded cake that looks like it might \u003cem data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1232\"\u003emelt into early retirement\u003c\/em\u003e, this card is your go-to for those friends, family members, or coworkers who have officially reached “we stopped counting” status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1365\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003e🍰 Why This Card Is a Whole Vibe:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1409\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003eAging? Relatable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1430\" data-end=\"1433\"\u003eThis card gently roasts the aging process with love. It’s not mean-spirited, it’s \u003cem data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eaccurately hilarious\u003c\/em\u003e. That \u003cem data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1585\"\u003eslightly passive-aggressive emoji face?\u003c\/em\u003e Yeah. That’s the vibe. Perfect for those who embrace getting older—or at least pretend to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1678\" data-end=\"1917\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1678\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003eFun for Everyone:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eWhether they’re turning 30, 40, 50, or just “vintage,” this card brings the funny without being too spicy. Ideal for best friends, siblings, parents, partners, or even your work BFF who’s weirdly obsessed with cake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1919\" data-end=\"1922\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003e🎨 Card Features:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1947\" data-end=\"1978\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1950\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003eThree Sizes Available:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1979\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1981\" data-end=\"2019\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\") – sweet and compact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003eA5  – classic and giftable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2055\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2057\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003eA4 – extra room for extra sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2103\" data-end=\"2135\"\u003e🖨️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2107\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003ePremium-Quality Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2287\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2136\" data-end=\"2185\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2138\" data-end=\"2185\"\u003eBright, saturated colors for that cartoon pop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2186\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2188\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003ePrinted on luxury cardstock with a silky feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2287\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2287\"\u003eDurable enough to survive the \u003cem data-start=\"2268\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003enext\u003c\/em\u003e birthday too\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2289\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003e✏️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2309\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2312\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2312\" data-end=\"2361\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2314\" data-end=\"2361\"\u003eLet your words do the damage (or the healing)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2362\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2364\" data-end=\"2467\"\u003eWrite a roast, a toast, or a heartfelt reminder that they’re aging like wine... or cheese. (Up to you.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2469\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2472\" data-end=\"2494\"\u003eEnvelope Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2494\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003eReady to post, hand over, or dramatically slide across the table with a smirk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2577\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2620\"\u003e🎈Why It’ll Be the Card They Keep:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2622\" data-end=\"2872\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2622\" data-end=\"2698\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2624\" data-end=\"2698\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2624\" data-end=\"2662\"\u003eIt’s funny without trying too hard\u003c\/strong\u003e – relatable humor wins every time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2699\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2701\" data-end=\"2720\"\u003eIt’s a keepsake\u003c\/strong\u003e – cute enough to stay on the fridge, not buried in the bin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2872\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2872\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2784\" data-end=\"2812\"\u003eIt’s emotionally spot-on\u003c\/strong\u003e – because laughter \u003cem data-start=\"2832\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e love when you’re another year older\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2898\"\u003e✨ Pair It With…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2900\" data-end=\"3040\"\u003eWant to go the extra mile? 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