{"product_id":"new-phone-who-dis-funny-retro-greeting-card","title":"New Phone, Who Dis? – Funny Retro Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"1188\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eNew Phone, Who Dis?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"905\" data-end=\"908\"\u003eClassic sass. Retro charm. Instant laugh.\u003cbr data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eThis isn’t just a greeting card — it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003ebold little mic drop\u003c\/em\u003e wrapped in paper. Whether you’re reconnecting with someone, sending a cheeky birthday note, or just trying to lighten the vibe — this card gets the job done, and then some.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1298\"\u003eIf it was a text, it’d be left on read — but because it’s a card, it’s gonna live on their fridge for weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1303\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1305\" data-end=\"1329\"\u003e☎️ RETRO + RELATABLE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eFeaturing a vibrant throwback phone illustration and the \u003cem data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003eiconic\u003c\/em\u003e phrase “New Phone, Who Dis?” this design hits that sweet spot between nostalgia and modern-day humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1506\"\u003eIt’s:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1507\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1517\"\u003eSnappy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1529\"\u003eStylish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1532\" data-end=\"1597\"\u003eAnd just enough attitude to say “I care… but I’m also hilarious.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1612\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1645\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1643\"\u003eFarewells\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1646\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1648\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003eCatch-up notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1701\"\u003eCongratulations with flair\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1704\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"1769\"\u003eOr just because you're chaotic and sentimental at the same time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1771\" data-end=\"1774\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1795\"\u003e💬 PERFECT FOR…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1797\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eLiterally anyone who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1855\"\u003eAppreciates a meme-worthy moment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1856\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1894\"\u003eHas ever ghosted and returned (👀)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1921\"\u003eLoves a good throwback\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1924\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003eKnows the importance of humour in a card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2122\"\u003eGive it to your best friend, your work wife, your ex you’re on good terms with, your cousin who always texts you 3 months late. This card \u003cem data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2122\"\u003efits everywhere.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2164\"\u003e✍️ BLANK INSIDE = TOTAL CONTROL\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2199\"\u003eThe inside is blank — so go wild:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2224\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2202\" data-end=\"2224\"\u003eWrite an inside joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2225\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003eSend a heartfelt note disguised as banter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2273\" data-end=\"2308\"\u003ePen a chaotic haiku, we don’t judge\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2310\" data-end=\"2386\"\u003eThis is your space to say, “I’m thinking of you… in a deeply unserious way.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2388\" data-end=\"2391\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2412\"\u003e📐 SIZE OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2433\"\u003eYou’ve got options:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2476\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2476\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2443\"\u003eA6\u003c\/strong\u003e (4.1 x 5.8”) – For casual sass\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2477\" data-end=\"2512\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2479\" data-end=\"2512\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2479\" data-end=\"2490\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e– The classic go-to\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2513\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2521\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e For when the joke needs to come with impact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2752\"\u003eEach one is printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2639\"\u003epremium, thick matte cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e with crisp color and sharp design. Comes with a perfectly paired envelope so it’s gift-ready and gallery-worthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2754\" data-end=\"2757\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2759\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003e💌 PREMIUM DETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2785\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003eSmooth, vibrant print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2809\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2811\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003eRetro-inspired colour palette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003eMatching envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2907\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2876\" data-end=\"2907\"\u003eShips in protective packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2908\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2910\" data-end=\"2943\"\u003eDesigned to be \u003cem data-start=\"2925\" data-end=\"2931\"\u003ekept\u003c\/em\u003e, not tossed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2945\" data-end=\"2948\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2950\" data-end=\"2971\"\u003e🖤 WHY THIS CARD?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2973\" data-end=\"3209\"\u003eBecause sometimes, your words need a little backup.\u003cbr data-start=\"3024\" data-end=\"3027\"\u003eBecause jokes make emotions land better.\u003cbr data-start=\"3067\" data-end=\"3070\"\u003eBecause retro phones are way more fun than emoji texts.\u003cbr data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3128\"\u003eAnd because giving a card is still the most underrated way to make someone’s day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3211\" data-end=\"3311\"\u003eThis is the card that starts conversations, gets posted on stories, and ends with “omg I LOVE this.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3313\" data-end=\"3316\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3318\" data-end=\"3339\"\u003e🛒 CALL TO ACTION\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3341\" data-end=\"3561\"\u003eAdd to cart now and serve your message with a side of throwback sass.\u003cbr data-start=\"3410\" data-end=\"3413\"\u003eIt’s the card equivalent of a raised eyebrow — funny, flirty, and totally unforgettable.\u003cbr data-start=\"3501\" data-end=\"3504\"\u003eSay it bold, say it cheeky, say it with a \u003cem data-start=\"3546\" data-end=\"3560\"\u003erotary phone\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3563\" data-end=\"3566\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3568\" data-end=\"3593\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3595\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3595\" data-end=\"3635\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3597\" data-end=\"3635\"\u003eOrders ship within 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3636\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3638\" data-end=\"3661\"\u003eUK: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3662\" data-end=\"3690\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3664\" data-end=\"3690\"\u003eInternational: 7–14 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3691\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3693\" data-end=\"3737\"\u003eReturns accepted on non-personalized items\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3738\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3740\" data-end=\"3791\"\u003eDamaged or incorrect item? We’ll sort it, no stress\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3793\" data-end=\"3851\"\u003eGot questions? Just message us — we’re quick and friendly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3853\" data-end=\"3856\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3858\" data-end=\"3887\"\u003e💌 THE KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3889\" data-end=\"4085\"\u003eAt Keolix, we turn emotions into artwork.\u003cbr data-start=\"3930\" data-end=\"3933\"\u003eFrom savage humor to soul-soft love notes, every card is crafted to make moments unforgettable.\u003cbr data-start=\"4028\" data-end=\"4031\"\u003eWe don’t do boring — we do bold, heartfelt, hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4087\" data-end=\"4156\"\u003eNeed help or have a custom request? 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