{"product_id":"new-phone-who-dis-pink-retro-phone-mug","title":"New Phone, Who Dis? – Pink Retro-Phone Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"489\"\u003e☎️ “New Phone, Who Dis?” Pink Retro-Phone Mug\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"630\"\u003eThe year is 1984.\u003cbr data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eThe attitude is 2024.\u003cbr data-start=\"532\" data-end=\"535\"\u003eYou pick up a bubble-gum-pink rotary phone and answer life’s nonsense with one immortal phrase:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"659\"\u003e“New Phone, Who Dis?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"699\"\u003e5 reasons this mug is your new BFF\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"901\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"701\" data-end=\"734\"\u003e1. Vintage sass, modern slang\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"734\" data-end=\"737\"\u003eA bold pink telephone pops off the glossy white body, speech-bubble and all.\u003cbr data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eInstant nostalgia for landlines—plus the clap-back Gen Z vocabulary you deploy daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e2. Mood-boost on sight\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"932\"\u003ePark it on your desk and watch colleagues grin.\u003cbr data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eFamily group chat going feral? One sip says it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1035\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003e3. Drinks done right\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eMug Size\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz \/ 340 ml (aka one hefty pour of sanity).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1136\"\u003eMug Material\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 % ceramic, kiln-fired graphic on \u003cem data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003eboth\u003c\/em\u003e sides—lefty or righty, the shade is visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1305\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1238\"\u003eMug Care\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave for quick re-heat, chuck in dishwasher after. Zero fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1307\" data-end=\"1331\"\u003e4. Hand-happy handle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1331\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eChunky C-shape = comfy fingers + room for chunky rings or long acrylics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1408\" data-end=\"1498\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1408\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e5. Sip safe\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003eLead-free, BPA-free. The only thing toxic here is your reply-all energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1522\"\u003ePerfect when…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1524\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1526\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003eA friend ghosts you and suddenly resurfaces—gift them some meta irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1601\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003eYou’re WFH and need a camera-ready prop that screams “I’m fun.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1669\" data-end=\"1717\"\u003eSecret Santa limit is £15 but you want max LOLs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003eBundle it with our “Later, Traitor!” greeting card for the ultimate petty present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1808\" data-end=\"1823\"\u003eQuick specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"2054\"\u003e• Capacity 11 oz \/ 340 ml\u003cbr data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003e• Print Full-colour, dual-sided\u003cbr data-start=\"1884\" data-end=\"1887\"\u003e• Finish High-gloss white\u003cbr data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1915\"\u003e• Care Microwave + dishwasher safe\u003cbr data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"1952\"\u003e• Handle Large C-grip\u003cbr data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"1976\"\u003e• Origin Blank mug responsibly produced in China, printed to order in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2056\" data-end=\"2059\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2061\" data-end=\"2085\"\u003eGreen-ish creds 🌱\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2087\" data-end=\"2146\"\u003ePrint-on-demand = zero surplus stock, shipped plastic-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2148\" data-end=\"2151\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2179\"\u003eShipping snapshot 🚚\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2181\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2183\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2183\" data-end=\"2197\"\u003eProduction\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2218\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2248\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2220\" data-end=\"2226\"\u003eUK\u003c\/strong\u003e Royal Mail 2–5 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2249\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2251\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2251\" data-end=\"2260\"\u003eIntl.\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 days (customs may ask \u003cem data-start=\"2288\" data-end=\"2298\"\u003ewho dis?\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2303\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003eTracking lands in your inbox as soon as we dispatch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2360\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2362\" data-end=\"2388\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; support 🔄\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003eFlawed print? Cracked handle?\u003cbr data-start=\"2419\" data-end=\"2422\"\u003ePing \u003cstrong data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2447\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2445\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days—photo proof = replacement or full refund.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2505\" data-end=\"2603\"\u003eChanged your mind?\u003cbr data-start=\"2523\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003eSend back unused within 14 days (buyer covers return postage unless our bad).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2605\" data-end=\"2608\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2610\" data-end=\"2628\"\u003eFAQ quick-fire\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2630\" data-end=\"2764\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2630\" data-end=\"2661\"\u003eWill the pink graphic peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2661\" data-end=\"2664\"\u003eNope. Sublimation ink is heat-sealed at 800 °C—built to outlast every phone upgrade you’ll ever own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2766\" data-end=\"2873\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2766\" data-end=\"2821\"\u003eLeft-hander here. Do I still get the speech bubble?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2821\" data-end=\"2824\"\u003eAbsolutely. The design is mirrored on both sides.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2875\" data-end=\"2959\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2875\" data-end=\"2901\"\u003eCan you swap the text?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2901\" data-end=\"2904\"\u003eSure thing—drop us a message for a cheeky custom print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2961\" data-end=\"2964\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2966\" data-end=\"2993\"\u003eClick “Add to cart” ☎️✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2995\" data-end=\"3154\"\u003eBecause sometimes blocking a number is impossible—but blocking bad vibes?\u003cbr data-start=\"3068\" data-end=\"3071\"\u003eJust hold up your mug, take a sip, and let the speech bubble do the savage talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3156\" data-end=\"3159\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3161\" data-end=\"3236\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"3161\" data-end=\"3182\"\u003eNew phone, who dis?\u003c\/em\u003e Probably the courier bringing your new favourite mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3161\" data-end=\"3236\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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