{"product_id":"no-you-hang-up-first-funny-gaming-themed-love-card","title":"No, You Hang Up First – Funny Gaming-Themed Love Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"975\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"756\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e“No, YOU hang up first.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"787\"\u003eClassic. Cheesy. Completely iconic.\u003cbr data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\"\u003eWhether you were tangled in controller cords or texting till 3am, this card is the \u003cem data-start=\"908\" data-end=\"923\"\u003epixel-perfect\u003c\/em\u003e way to say:\u003cbr data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e“I’m totally obsessed with you.” 💬💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"980\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1002\"\u003e🎮 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1004\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1050\"\u003eThe gamer who won your heart in co-op mode\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1051\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003eThe partner who says “just one more game” (and lies)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1175\"\u003eThat sweet someone you’re still sending sleepy “u up?” texts to\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1176\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eAnyone you love enough to roast and romance in the same breath\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003eWhether it’s Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, their birthday, or just a random Tuesday—they’ll get it. And they’ll laugh. Then they’ll keep the card forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1430\"\u003e💘 WHY THIS CARD SLAPS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1527\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003e💭 Iconic Quote:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003e“No, you hang up first…” — We’ve all said it. Now it’s immortalized.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e🕹️ Adorably Nerdy Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1561\" data-end=\"1564\"\u003eCartoon character, headset on, wide-eyed and \u003cem data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1618\"\u003ewhipped\u003c\/em\u003e. Cute enough for your shelf. Nerdy enough for your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1837\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1837\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1679\" data-end=\"1699\"\u003e✍️ Blank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1699\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eKeep it sweet, sappy, or spicy. Add in gaming references, late-night memes, or your best impersonation of a love-drunk Discord message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1839\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1841\" data-end=\"1868\"\u003e💌 Comes with Envelope:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1868\" data-end=\"1871\"\u003eReady to gift, hand-deliver, or pretend you \"just found it lying around.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1949\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003e📏  CARD SIZE OPTIONS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2166\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1973\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1975\" data-end=\"1995\"\u003eA6 (4.1” x 5.8”)\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small, flirty, fits in their pocket like a love note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2052\" data-end=\"2097\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2054\" data-end=\"2097\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA5\u003c\/b\u003e– The classic frameable moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2098\" data-end=\"2166\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2166\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2100\" data-end=\"2120\"\u003eA4 \u003c\/strong\u003e– For lovers who live loud (and game louder).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2168\" data-end=\"2171\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2173\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e💎 PREMIUM CARDSTOCK:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2200\" data-end=\"2370\"\u003ePrinted on 300gsm card so your love doesn’t bend under pressure.\u003cbr data-start=\"2264\" data-end=\"2267\"\u003eSmooth matte finish. Bright, crisp colours. Looks premium. Feels lush.\u003cbr data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2340\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"2340\" data-end=\"2370\"\u003eJust like your relationship.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2372\" data-end=\"2375\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2377\" data-end=\"2400\"\u003e💘 VERSATILE VIBES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2402\" data-end=\"2414\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2415\" data-end=\"2570\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2415\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2417\" data-end=\"2434\"\u003eValentine’s Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2435\" data-end=\"2454\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2437\" data-end=\"2454\"\u003eNerdy birthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2457\" data-end=\"2491\"\u003e“We met on Twitch” anniversaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2492\" data-end=\"2536\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2494\" data-end=\"2536\"\u003eCouples who still say “brb” in real life\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2570\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2570\"\u003eJust-because-I-love-you moments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2575\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2577\" data-end=\"2597\"\u003e🎯 THIS CARD IS:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2599\" data-end=\"2747\"\u003e✔ Funny without being cringe\u003cbr data-start=\"2627\" data-end=\"2630\"\u003e✔ Nerdy but still romantic\u003cbr data-start=\"2656\" data-end=\"2659\"\u003e✔ Relatable across every timezone and console\u003cbr data-start=\"2704\" data-end=\"2707\"\u003e✔ A mood. A memory. A magnet for kisses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2749\" data-end=\"2752\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2754\" data-end=\"2770\"\u003e🛒 WHY WAIT?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2772\" data-end=\"2921\"\u003eAdd to cart now and get ready to see their little gamer heart melt.\u003cbr data-start=\"2839\" data-end=\"2842\"\u003eBecause \u003cem data-start=\"2850\" data-end=\"2870\"\u003eromance isn’t dead\u003c\/em\u003e — it’s just got a headset and a controller. 🎧🎮💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2923\" data-end=\"2926\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2928\" data-end=\"2958\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS INFO\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"3002\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2962\" data-end=\"3002\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2962\" data-end=\"2982\"\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3003\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3021\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3042\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3083\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3044\" data-end=\"3062\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3085\" data-end=\"3256\"\u003e📬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3088\" data-end=\"3106\"\u003eTracked orders\u003c\/strong\u003e include a tracking number in your confirmation email.\u003cbr data-start=\"3160\" data-end=\"3163\"\u003e💔 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3166\" data-end=\"3200\"\u003eLost, damaged, or wrong order?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us within 7 days with a photo—we’ll sort it fast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3258\" data-end=\"3373\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3261\" data-end=\"3273\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items. 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