{"product_id":"silly-goose-card-funny-pink-goose-greeting","title":"Silly Goose Card – Funny Pink Goose Greeting","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"691\" data-end=\"724\"\u003e🦢 Silly Goose Greeting Card\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"773\"\u003e– Because Some Birds Are Born to Be Fabulous\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"1025\"\u003eFor the friend who always picks the weirdest ice cream flavour. For your partner who does interpretive dance in the kitchen. For the coworker who says “goosetastic” unironically. This card is \u003cem data-start=\"967\" data-end=\"977\"\u003efor them\u003c\/em\u003e. And let’s be real — it’s probably for you too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1027\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003eIf chaos had wings and wore glasses, it would look exactly like this card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1106\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e💬 What’s the Card Vibe?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1155\"\u003e✨ Adorably unhinged\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1156\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e🧠 Mildly deranged but in a stylish way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1202\" data-end=\"1257\"\u003e💗 Just the right amount of weird to make someone’s day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, a cheeky “thinking of you,” or just your usual unhinged Wednesday energy, this little pink goose is your messenger of mischief and love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1422\" data-end=\"1425\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1446\"\u003e🧠 Who is this card For?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1724\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1448\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eThat friend who starts every sentence with “ok but imagine if…”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1516\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1580\"\u003eYour partner who’s lowkey the human version of a TikTok meme\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1581\" data-end=\"1641\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1583\" data-end=\"1641\"\u003eYour sibling who used to pretend to be a horse at age 14\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1642\" data-end=\"1724\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1644\" data-end=\"1724\"\u003eLiterally anyone who’s ever been described as “a bit much” but in a loveable way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1726\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1756\"\u003e✨ Why This Goose Slaps\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1760\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003eQuirky as Hell\u003c\/strong\u003e: This ain't your Hallmark moment. This is pastel poultry in fashion glasses and no regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1983\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eAesthetic + LOLs\u003c\/strong\u003e: A fun, stylish design that’s equal parts Pinterest-core and “what the actual fluff?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1984\" data-end=\"2079\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2079\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1986\" data-end=\"2002\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e: You write the chaos. Sweet, savage, sincere – up to you, goose whisperer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2080\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2150\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2082\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003ePremium Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e: Thick, luxe card stock — no floppy beaks here\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2237\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2153\" data-end=\"2176\"\u003eComes With Envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e: Because every goose deserves a safe flight to its recipient\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2239\" data-end=\"2242\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2244\" data-end=\"2288\"\u003e🧾 Size Guide for Your Goosey Intentions:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2290\" data-end=\"2473\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2290\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2311\"\u003eA6 (4.1 x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Petite but powerful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2337\" data-end=\"2391\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2391\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2350\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – The universal standard of silliness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2392\" data-end=\"2473\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2394\" data-end=\"2473\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2394\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e – For when your message is extra and your goose must match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2475\" data-end=\"2478\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2480\" data-end=\"2511\"\u003e✍️ Need Help Writing Inside?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2513\" data-end=\"2527\"\u003eYou could say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2570\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2531\" data-end=\"2570\"\u003e“Stay ungovernable, you silly goose.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2571\" data-end=\"2607\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2607\"\u003e“You quack me up. Never change.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2608\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2610\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e“Just a little reminder that you’re weird and I love it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2669\" data-end=\"2731\"\u003eOr go unhinged. This goose doesn’t judge. She wears \u003cem data-start=\"2721\" data-end=\"2730\"\u003eglasses\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2733\" data-end=\"2736\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2738\" data-end=\"2767\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns Info\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2769\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2771\" data-end=\"2814\"\u003eOrders processed in \u003cstrong data-start=\"2791\" data-end=\"2812\"\u003e1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2815\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2817\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2837\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2839\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2868\" data-end=\"2937\"\u003e🕊 Lost goose?\u003cbr data-start=\"2882\" data-end=\"2885\"\u003eUK: Reach out after 14 days\u003cbr data-start=\"2912\" data-end=\"2915\"\u003eInternational: 30 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2939\" data-end=\"3041\"\u003e📸 Damaged or incorrect? Send a pic within 7 days and we’ll sort you out with a refund or replacement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3043\" data-end=\"3214\"\u003e💸 Refunds return to your original method.\u003cbr data-start=\"3085\" data-end=\"3088\"\u003e🚚 Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalized, unused, in OG packaging). Buyer covers return shipping unless we goofed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3216\" data-end=\"3244\"\u003e📧 Contact: \u003ca data-start=\"3228\" data-end=\"3244\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3246\" data-end=\"3249\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3251\" data-end=\"3281\"\u003e🎨 Wanna Get Weird with Us?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3283\" data-end=\"3568\"\u003eIf this pink goose made you giggle, wait ‘til you see the rest of our gang. Keolix is where emotionally unstable animals, soft sass, and seriously aesthetic vibes collide. You’ll find cards for every moment — whether you’re confessing love or just reminding someone they’re ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3570\" data-end=\"3689\"\u003e✔ High-quality chaos\u003cbr data-start=\"3590\" data-end=\"3593\"\u003e✔ Hilariously cute designs\u003cbr data-start=\"3619\" data-end=\"3622\"\u003e✔ Handmade with 99% love and 1% “what if we gave a turtle anxiety?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3691\" data-end=\"3694\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3696\" data-end=\"3736\"\u003e🪿 Order the “Silly Goose” Card Today\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3738\" data-end=\"3975\"\u003eYou know someone who needs this. Maybe it’s you. Maybe it’s your flatmate who names their plants. Maybe it’s the person who still hasn’t replied to your text from two weeks ago but you’d forgive them because they’re a silly little goose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3977\" data-end=\"4050\"\u003eThis card = joy in pastel bird form. 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