{"product_id":"the-matrix-is-glitching-mug-tech-art-11-oz-gift","title":"The Matrix Is Glitching Mug | Tech-Art 11 oz Gift","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.6; color: #000;\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"564\"\u003e🕶️ Reality Error Detected — Load Caffeine to Continue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"566\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eFire up your morning routine with a mug that looks like it just fell through a corrupted render. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"700\"\u003e“The Matrix Is Glitching” Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e splashes neon pixel tears and datamoshed lines across glossy ceramic, crowned by the line that every simulation sceptic knows by heart: \u003cem data-start=\"837\" data-end=\"862\"\u003eThe Matrix Is Glitching\u003c\/em\u003e. Perfect for coders stuck in loops, gamers mid-lag, and friends who greet existential crises with an espresso shot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003eWhy This Mug Breaks the Code\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eEye-Popping Glitch Art\u003c\/strong\u003e – Saturated magentas, cyans and lime greens collide in a cascading error screen. One glance and you’re in 1999 hacker-movie heaven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1179\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1181\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eConversation Catalyst\u003c\/strong\u003e – Expect deep chats about déjà vu cats, simulation theory and your last GPU upgrade before the kettle even finishes boiling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1478\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1478\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eEveryday Armour\u003c\/strong\u003e – Lead- \u0026amp; BPA-free ceramic, kiln-fired to keep colours screaming after endless dishwasher blitzes and microwave rescues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1479\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1603\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1481\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eGoldilocks Capacity\u003c\/strong\u003e – 11 oz (0.33 l) hits that sweet spot between “just enough” and “I’ll vibrate through the desk.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1604\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1725\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eErgonomic C-Handle\u003c\/strong\u003e – Grips like a well-balanced game controller; no accidental spills mid-debate about free will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1727\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003eGift It to Anyone Who…\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1757\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1759\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eLives in dark mode and breathes RGB.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1798\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1800\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003eWears trench coats unironically (looking at you, Neo).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1857\" data-end=\"1905\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1859\" data-end=\"1905\"\u003eStays up late modding spreadsheets into art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1906\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1908\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003eNeeds a desk piece that screams \u003cem data-start=\"1940\" data-end=\"1954\"\u003esystem error\u003c\/em\u003e in the best possible way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2016\"\u003eQuick Specs for the Log File\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2018\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2068\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2020\" data-end=\"2033\"\u003eMug Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100 % ceramic, high-gloss finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2069\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2071\" data-end=\"2101\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2071\" data-end=\"2084\"\u003eMug Capacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz \/ 0.33 l\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2102\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2143\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2104\" data-end=\"2113\"\u003eMug Care:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave + dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2144\" data-end=\"2226\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2146\" data-end=\"2226\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2146\" data-end=\"2157\"\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blank responsibly sourced from China; printed with pride in the UK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2227\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2269\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2229\" data-end=\"2240\"\u003eSafety:\u003c\/strong\u003e Certified lead- \u0026amp; BPA-free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2271\" data-end=\"2295\"\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Service\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2297\" data-end=\"2526\"\u003eOrders blast out within 1–3 business days. Royal Mail beams UK parcels to you in 2–5 days; international deliveries typically land in 7–14 (customs permitting). Tracking pings straight to your inbox for real-time glitch watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2528\" data-end=\"2781\"\u003eIf your mug arrives chipped or not as advertised, email \u003cstrong data-start=\"2584\" data-end=\"2604\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2602\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within seven days—replacement or refund, zero hassle. Changed your mind? Return unused within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we messed up).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2831\"\u003eKeolix — Everyday Objects, Altered Reality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2833\" data-end=\"2976\"\u003eWe turn ordinary mugs, cards and prints into pocket-sized portals of creativity, because the simulation only gets interesting when it glitches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2978\" data-end=\"3140\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2978\" data-end=\"3006\"\u003eReady to bend the spoon?\u003c\/strong\u003e Click \u003cem data-start=\"3013\" data-end=\"3028\"\u003eAdd to Basket\u003c\/em\u003e, brew your favourite reality-distorting drink, and let every sip remind you—the matrix can’t handle your vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2978\" data-end=\"3140\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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