{"product_id":"time-flies-funny-rum-celebration-card","title":"Time Flies – Funny Rum Celebration Card","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"292\" data-end=\"413\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"413\"\u003e\"Time Flies When You're Having Rum\" – Funny Rum Bottle Greeting Card for Birthdays, Celebrations \u0026amp; Just Because\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"418\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"489\" class=\"\"\u003e🥃 Pour a Smile with the “Time Flies When You’re Having Rum” Card\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"825\" class=\"\"\u003eLooking for a cheeky way to celebrate someone’s special day?\u003cbr data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"554\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"597\"\u003e“Time Flies When You’re Having Rum”\u003c\/strong\u003e card blends humor, charm, and a pop of pastel color into a playful design that’s as bold as it is brilliant. Whether it’s for a birthday, a fun surprise, or just a midweek pick-me-up, this is the greeting card that does it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"1072\" class=\"\"\u003eFeaturing a bright rum bottle on a soft pastel background, this card is the perfect blend of tropical vibes and sharp wit. It’s ideal for your rum-loving friend, your partner who appreciates a good pun, or your cheeky sibling who loves to laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1077\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1114\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 Why This Greeting Card Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1167\" class=\"\"\u003e🥃 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1124\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eStandout Design That Brings the Party\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1410\" class=\"\"\u003eWith bold colors, crisp lines, and a retro pastel backdrop, this card grabs attention from the moment it’s opened. The illustrated rum bottle is equal parts playful and stylish, giving it a fun, modern twist that feels both cheeky and classy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1412\" data-end=\"1461\" class=\"\"\u003e✍️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1420\" data-end=\"1459\"\u003eBlank Interior for Your Own Message\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1462\" data-end=\"1720\" class=\"\"\u003eNo generic pre-written lines here. The inside is left blank so you can write a message that’s as personal, heartfelt, or hilariously chaotic as you like. Whether you’re writing a birthday toast or an inside joke, your words will make this card unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"1722\" data-end=\"1775\" class=\"\"\u003e🖐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1773\"\u003eHandmade in the UK on Premium Cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003eAll KEOLIX cards are printed in-house using high-quality, sustainable materials. We don’t believe in cutting corners — your card is printed on durable paper with vibrant colors and a professional finish. It looks good, feels great, and makes a lasting impression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2044\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2046\" data-end=\"2091\" class=\"\"\u003e📏 Choose the Right Size for the Occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2093\" data-end=\"2337\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2093\" data-end=\"2170\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2095\" data-end=\"2170\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2095\" data-end=\"2115\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Perfect for short, sweet messages or party invites\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2171\" data-end=\"2251\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2173\" data-end=\"2251\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA5 \u003c\/b\u003e– A popular choice that balances message space and visual impact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2252\" data-end=\"2337\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2337\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e– Ideal for when you’ve got a lot to say (or big handwriting!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2339\" data-end=\"2420\" class=\"\"\u003eEach size comes with a kraft envelope and is eco-packaged, ready to mail or gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2425\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2444\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 Great For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2446\" data-end=\"2883\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2446\" data-end=\"2524\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2524\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2448\" data-end=\"2461\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e – Especially if they love rum, jokes, or unforgettable cards\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2525\" data-end=\"2619\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2619\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2543\"\u003eCelebrations\u003c\/strong\u003e – Whether they got a promotion, a new job, or just made it through Monday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2620\" data-end=\"2694\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2622\" data-end=\"2694\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2622\" data-end=\"2638\"\u003eJust Because\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because time really does fly when you’re having rum\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2695\" data-end=\"2789\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2697\" data-end=\"2789\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2697\" data-end=\"2720\"\u003eFriendship \u0026amp; Family\u003c\/strong\u003e – For your fun uncle, your work bestie, or your favorite rum fiend\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2790\" data-end=\"2883\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2792\" data-end=\"2883\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2792\" data-end=\"2808\"\u003eCheeky Gifts\u003c\/strong\u003e – It pairs well with an actual bottle of rum or a tropical-themed gift box\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2885\" data-end=\"2888\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2890\" data-end=\"2925\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Make It a Gift-Worthy Moment\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2927\" data-end=\"3140\" class=\"\"\u003ePair this design with one of our \u003ca data-start=\"2960\" data-end=\"3035\" rel=\"noopener\" class=\"\" href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003ebestselling handmade cards\u003c\/a\u003e or pop it into a gift basket. It’s the perfect way to make a funny moment feel meaningful and memorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3142\" data-end=\"3145\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3147\" data-end=\"3184\" class=\"\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns Information\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3186\" data-end=\"3358\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3186\" data-end=\"3224\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3188\" data-end=\"3224\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3188\" data-end=\"3222\"\u003eShips within 1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3225\" data-end=\"3262\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3227\" data-end=\"3262\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3227\" data-end=\"3242\"\u003eUK delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e: 2–5 working days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3263\" data-end=\"3313\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3265\" data-end=\"3313\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3265\" data-end=\"3291\"\u003eInternational delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3314\" data-end=\"3358\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3358\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3316\" data-end=\"3336\"\u003eTracked shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e available at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3360\" data-end=\"3550\" class=\"\"\u003eWe accept returns within 14 days for non-personalized items.\u003cbr data-start=\"3420\" data-end=\"3423\"\u003eIf you receive a damaged or incorrect order, just contact \u003ca data-start=\"3481\" data-end=\"3524\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e, and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3552\" data-end=\"3555\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3557\" data-end=\"3583\" class=\"\"\u003e🧠 Why This Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3585\" data-end=\"3924\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3585\" data-end=\"3673\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3587\" data-end=\"3673\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3587\" data-end=\"3610\"\u003eIt’s fun and cheeky\u003c\/strong\u003e: The pun lands, the design hits, and it delivers good vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3674\" data-end=\"3747\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3676\" data-end=\"3747\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3676\" data-end=\"3693\"\u003eIt’s personal\u003c\/strong\u003e: You get to add your own humor, sass, or sentiment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3748\" data-end=\"3834\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3750\" data-end=\"3834\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3750\" data-end=\"3768\"\u003eIt’s versatile\u003c\/strong\u003e: Perfect for birthdays, “thinking of you,” or just midweek joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3835\" data-end=\"3924\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3837\" data-end=\"3924\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3837\" data-end=\"3859\"\u003eIt’s unforgettable\u003c\/strong\u003e: This isn’t your average shop-bought greeting — it’s a keepsake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3926\" data-end=\"3929\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3931\" data-end=\"3986\" class=\"\"\u003e🥃 Waffle Bonus – For the Pun Lovers \u0026amp; Party People\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3988\" data-end=\"4350\" class=\"\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"3992\" data-end=\"4031\"\u003e\"Time Flies When You’re Having Rum\"\u003c\/strong\u003e design isn’t just a joke — it’s a whole vibe.\u003cbr data-start=\"4075\" data-end=\"4078\"\u003eWhether you’re writing a hilarious inside joke, a “cheers to you” message, or a boozy birthday toast, this design is the perfect way to say “you matter” with a twist. Add some rum, some cheek, and some flair — and you’ve got a greeting that will absolutely not be ignored.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4352\" data-end=\"4355\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"4357\" data-end=\"4421\" class=\"\"\u003e💛 Order Your \"Time Flies When You're Having Rum\" Card Today\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4423\" data-end=\"4628\" class=\"\"\u003eAdd a splash of humor and a drop of fun to someone’s day.\u003cbr data-start=\"4480\" data-end=\"4483\"\u003eOrder your \u003cstrong data-start=\"4494\" data-end=\"4533\"\u003e“Time Flies When You’re Having Rum”\u003c\/strong\u003e card today — whether they’re a rum enthusiast or just a fan of great design and cheeky laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4423\" data-end=\"4628\" class=\"\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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