{"product_id":"unemployed-and-rich-yacht-sticker-luxe-satire-design","title":"Unemployed and Rich Yacht Sticker – Luxe Satire Design","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"1197\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"870\"\u003eUnemployed. And. Rich.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eSay it with your chest, babe. This sticker isn’t just a cheeky joke—it’s a \u003cem data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"959\"\u003elifestyle\u003c\/em\u003e. Whether you’re manifesting your yacht era or you’re already sipping matcha on the sundeck of your third boat, our \u003cstrong data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1100\"\u003e“Unemployed and Rich”\u003c\/strong\u003e yacht sticker was made for the girlies who know the difference between wealth and \u003cem data-start=\"1183\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003equiet power\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1448\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s set the scene.\u003cbr data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eA glossy white yacht gliding across turquoise water. Sun bouncing off champagne flutes. You? On the deck, doing nothing. Because you don’t \u003cem data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1367\"\u003ehave\u003c\/em\u003e to do anything.\u003cbr data-start=\"1383\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eThat’s the fantasy.\u003cbr data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eAnd this sticker? It’s the announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1762\" class=\"\"\u003eThis beautifully illustrated waterproof sticker features a sleek yacht and the bold phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1566\"\u003e“Unemployed and Rich”\u003c\/strong\u003e in a playful, luxurious font—subtle enough to be classy, loud enough to be iconic. It’s giving Delulu heiress. It’s giving soft life rebellion. It’s giving “my passive income has passive income.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1767\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1769\" data-end=\"1809\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eSticker Features You’ll Love\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"2243\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1810\" data-end=\"1911\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1911\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1844\"\u003ePremium Waterproof Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Survives splashes, storms, iced coffee spills, and fake friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"2014\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"2014\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"1951\"\u003eVibrant Colors \u0026amp; Clean Cut Edges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Looks sharp on every surface, from MacBooks to Hydro Flasks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2015\" data-end=\"2110\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2110\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2052\"\u003eStrong Adhesive, Clean Removal:\u003c\/strong\u003e Won’t peel unless you want it to. No residue, no drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2243\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2243\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2139\"\u003eMultiple Pack Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Buy one. Buy three. Buy six. Decorate your tech, your journal, your Range Rover. Or manifest all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2245\" data-end=\"2248\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2250\" data-end=\"2276\" class=\"\"\u003e🎯 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2257\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003eWho’s This For?\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2278\" data-end=\"2552\" class=\"\"\u003eThis is for the ones who dream in spreadsheets, but \u003cem data-start=\"2330\" data-end=\"2352\"\u003edon’t fill them out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2355\"\u003eFor the girls who believe “rich” is a mindset \u003cem data-start=\"2401\" data-end=\"2406\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e a tax bracket.\u003cbr data-start=\"2421\" data-end=\"2424\"\u003eFor the soft life rebels. The satirical sweethearts. The finance bros in denial. The broke besties faking it 'til they yacht it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2554\" data-end=\"2860\" class=\"\"\u003eUse this sticker as your vision board in miniature. Place it on your laptop, journal, iPad case, mood board, or even your kitchen aid mixer if that’s where your inner CEO lives. It’s a little reminder that \u003cstrong data-start=\"2760\" data-end=\"2860\"\u003eluxury doesn’t always look like work. Sometimes it looks like leisure, laughter, and letting go.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2862\" data-end=\"2865\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2867\" data-end=\"2895\" class=\"\"\u003e💸 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2874\" data-end=\"2895\"\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2897\" data-end=\"3118\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2897\" data-end=\"2962\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2899\" data-end=\"2962\" class=\"\"\u003eThe friend who says “I need a sugar daddy” but \u003cem data-start=\"2946\" data-end=\"2950\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the sugar\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2963\" data-end=\"3029\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2965\" data-end=\"3029\" class=\"\"\u003eYour favorite rich aunt with a secret second husband in Monaco\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3030\" data-end=\"3118\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3032\" data-end=\"3118\" class=\"\"\u003eYou, because you deserve to feel rich—even if your bank account hasn’t caught up yet\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3120\" data-end=\"3253\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a stocking stuffer, a cheeky gift bag extra, or a treat-yourself moment, this sticker always lands. Every. Single. Time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3255\" data-end=\"3258\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3260\" data-end=\"3289\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Return Info\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3291\" data-end=\"3338\" class=\"\"\u003eWe ship orders fast—within 1–3 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3339\" data-end=\"3460\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3339\" data-end=\"3359\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3341\" data-end=\"3359\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3341\" data-end=\"3348\"\u003eUK:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3360\" data-end=\"3418\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3418\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3380\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 days (customs delays possible)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3419\" data-end=\"3460\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3421\" data-end=\"3460\" class=\"\"\u003eTracking is included for peace of mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3462\" data-end=\"3669\" class=\"\"\u003e🧾 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3465\" data-end=\"3487\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3487\" data-end=\"3490\"\u003eWe’ve got your back. If anything goes wrong (wrong item, damaged in transit, or the sticker mysteriously vanishes into the Bermuda Triangle), contact us and we’ll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3671\" data-end=\"3674\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3676\" data-end=\"3882\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3676\" data-end=\"3752\"\u003eMake the world ask, “Wait… is she actually rich?” without saying a word.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3752\" data-end=\"3755\"\u003ePop this sticker on your stuff and let the yacht vibes follow.\u003cbr data-start=\"3817\" data-end=\"3820\"\u003eIt’s more than a sticker.\u003cbr data-start=\"3845\" data-end=\"3848\"\u003eIt’s your soft power announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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