{"product_id":"var-decision-card-given-funny-football-greeting-card","title":"VAR Decision: Card Given – Funny Football Greeting Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e🟥 VAR DECISION: CARD GIVEN\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"887\"\u003eNo offsides here—this card is \u003cem data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eofficially\u003c\/em\u003e hilarious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003eWhether your mate's just had a birthday, landed a new job, or pulled a questionable stunt at five-a-side, this \u003cstrong data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e“VAR Decision: Card Given”\u003c\/strong\u003e greeting card is the perfect \u003cem data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1086\"\u003etongue-in-cheek red flag\u003c\/em\u003e (with love). It’s football banter at its finest, and it’s ready to send your message \u003cem data-start=\"1172\" data-end=\"1196\"\u003estraight into the net.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1201\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1251\"\u003e🔥 For the Fan Who Lives for Matchday Mayhem\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eWe all know one—someone who yells at the ref through the telly, debates VAR calls like it’s a courtroom, and secretly dreams of lifting the trophy at Sunday League. This card is for \u003cem data-start=\"1435\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003ethem.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1634\"\u003eWhether they’re glued to Premier League highlights or dragging you to the pub to watch “just one more match,” this design is a cheeky salute to their love of the game—and your love for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1639\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003e📦 Features That Score Every Time:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003e🖐️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"1685\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003eIconic Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1706\"\u003eThe legendary VAR hand gesture—bold, clean, and instantly recognisable. The moment they see it, they’ll grin. And maybe flinch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1835\" data-end=\"1872\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1838\" data-end=\"1870\"\u003eSize Options for Every Play:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1986\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1873\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1875\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\") – quick and nimble\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1915\" data-end=\"1938\"\u003eA5 – the classic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1939\" data-end=\"1986\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1941\" data-end=\"1986\"\u003eA4 – bold and ready for display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1988\" data-end=\"2072\"\u003e📄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1991\" data-end=\"2009\"\u003ePremium Paper:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003eSmooth, thick, and made to last. Because legends don’t fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2074\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2077\" data-end=\"2094\"\u003eBlank Inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2094\" data-end=\"2097\"\u003eWrite your own chant, roast, or heartfelt penalty appeal. Whether it’s birthday wishes or just a bit of footie banter, you’ve got space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2235\" data-end=\"2322\"\u003e✉️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2238\" data-end=\"2260\"\u003eEnvelope Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2260\" data-end=\"2263\"\u003eOne card. One envelope. One chance to blow their socks off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2324\" data-end=\"2327\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2329\" data-end=\"2348\"\u003e🎉 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2350\" data-end=\"2424\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2424\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2352\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/strong\u003e (especially if they’re on the bench about getting older)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2425\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2503\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2439\"\u003eNew jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"2441\" data-end=\"2453\"\u003econgrats\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong data-start=\"2458\" data-end=\"2470\"\u003ebig wins\u003c\/strong\u003e (VAR confirms: they nailed it)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2504\" data-end=\"2566\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2566\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2523\"\u003eFootball fans\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"2525\" data-end=\"2544\"\u003eSunday leaguers\u003c\/strong\u003e, or \u003cstrong data-start=\"2549\" data-end=\"2564\"\u003epub pundits\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2567\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2569\" data-end=\"2653\"\u003eGag gifts for mates, dads, or that coworker who won’t shut up about fantasy football\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2655\" data-end=\"2658\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2660\" data-end=\"2703\"\u003e🧠 Why They’ll Actually Keep This Card:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2938\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2705\" data-end=\"2780\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2707\" data-end=\"2780\"\u003e⚽ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2709\" data-end=\"2734\"\u003eIt hits the nostalgia\u003c\/strong\u003e – match day memories, chants, and rivalries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2781\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2783\" data-end=\"2866\"\u003e😄 \u003cstrong data-start=\"2786\" data-end=\"2824\"\u003eIt’s funny without trying too hard\u003c\/strong\u003e – football fans love a well-placed joke\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2867\" data-end=\"2938\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2869\" data-end=\"2938\"\u003e🖼️ \u003cstrong data-start=\"2873\" data-end=\"2896\"\u003eIt’s display-worthy\u003c\/strong\u003e – not just a card, a conversation starter\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2940\" data-end=\"3044\"\u003eAdd it to a gift bag, slide it into a pint glass, or sneak it into their boot bag for post-match laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3046\" data-end=\"3049\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3051\" data-end=\"3076\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3078\" data-end=\"3225\"\u003e📦 All orders ship within 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3121\" data-end=\"3124\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK Delivery: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3159\" data-end=\"3162\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days (customs can cause delays)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3227\" data-end=\"3316\"\u003e📬 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3230\" data-end=\"3249\"\u003eTracked Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use your tracking number to check the game clock on your delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3318\" data-end=\"3497\"\u003e❌ \u003cstrong data-start=\"3320\" data-end=\"3332\"\u003eMishaps?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3332\" data-end=\"3335\"\u003eWe’ve got your back if your item arrives late, damaged, or incorrectly. 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