{"product_id":"vitamin-u-card-funny-love-card-for-him-or-her","title":"Vitamin U Card – Funny Love Card for Him or Her","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"820\"\u003e💖 Prescription: One Dose of You, Daily.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"1128\"\u003eForget the supplements—because the only thing we’re popping around here is this adorable pink pill bottle full of \u003cstrong data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eVitamin U\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003cbr data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"953\"\u003eYes, you heard that right.\u003cbr data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"982\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"1014\"\u003efunny, flirty love card\u003c\/strong\u003e is \u003cem data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003ethe perfect wellness-inspired wink\u003c\/em\u003e to let someone know they’re the one you literally can’t function without.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003eWhether it’s for your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, sneaky situationship, or full-on soulmate, this card says:\u003cbr data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1310\"\u003e“I’ve tried magnesium and meditation, but nothing hits like you.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1315\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1359\"\u003e🧠 Why It’s a Love Language All Its Own\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1363\" data-end=\"1440\"\u003e💘 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1366\" data-end=\"1387\"\u003eCheeky but tender\u003c\/strong\u003e – the pun’s hilarious, but the sentiment hits deep\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1441\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003e🧴 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003eSelf-care meets soul mate energy\u003c\/strong\u003e – because loving them \u003cem data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1509\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e your wellness routine\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003e📌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1562\"\u003eDesigned to be kept\u003c\/strong\u003e – this one’s getting pinned to the fridge or tucked in their journal for sure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1644\" data-end=\"1647\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003e💬 When to Send this card:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1673\" data-end=\"1733\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1733\"\u003eTo say “I love you” without actually saying \u003cem data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003eI love you\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1734\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1736\" data-end=\"1818\"\u003eAs a just-because reminder that you’re completely, emotionally unhinged for them\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1819\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003eFor birthdays, anniversaries, “I miss yous,” or “I just saw you but here’s another reason to smile”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"2065\"\u003eThis is the card you give \u003cem data-start=\"1948\" data-end=\"1955\"\u003eafter\u003c\/em\u003e they’ve had a hard week, or when you’re long-distance and need to send affection like a literal care package.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2067\" data-end=\"2070\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2109\"\u003e📏 Choose Your Dosage (Card Sizes)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2181\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2181\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2133\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – small, mighty, and pill-bottle pocket sized\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2182\" data-end=\"2251\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2251\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2184\" data-end=\"2195\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – classic greeting size, ideal for framing or flexing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2252\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2336\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2254\" data-end=\"2274\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e– go big when your love is practically pharmaceutical-grade\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2338\" data-end=\"2341\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2343\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003e✍️ Card Details:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2367\" data-end=\"2472\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2472\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2402\"\u003ePrinted on premium card stock\u003c\/strong\u003e – thick, lush, smooth finish (like the person you’re sending it to)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2473\" data-end=\"2561\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2475\" data-end=\"2561\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2475\" data-end=\"2497\"\u003eFull-color artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e – a vibrant pink pill bottle with a bold “U” front and center\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2562\" data-end=\"2628\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2564\" data-end=\"2628\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2564\" data-end=\"2580\"\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/strong\u003e – because \u003cem data-start=\"2591\" data-end=\"2596\"\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e get to write the prescription\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2629\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2631\" data-end=\"2708\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2631\" data-end=\"2652\"\u003eEnvelope included\u003c\/strong\u003e – so you can seal it up like a cute little love capsule\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2710\" data-end=\"2713\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2715\" data-end=\"2741\"\u003e🧡 Why They’ll Love It:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2743\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003eThis isn’t your average pun. It’s \u003cem data-start=\"2777\" data-end=\"2788\"\u003erelatable\u003c\/em\u003e, it’s \u003cem data-start=\"2795\" data-end=\"2805\"\u003eadorable\u003c\/em\u003e, and it hits that perfect sweet spot between wellness-core and rom-com energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"3066\"\u003eAnd honestly?\u003cbr data-start=\"2899\" data-end=\"2902\"\u003eThey’ll laugh, blush, and maybe text you something like “you’re such an idiot but I love you.”\u003cbr data-start=\"2996\" data-end=\"2999\"\u003e(Which is code for: \u003cem data-start=\"3019\" data-end=\"3065\"\u003eI’m framing this and never throwing it away.\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3068\" data-end=\"3071\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3073\" data-end=\"3097\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3099\" data-end=\"3245\"\u003e📦 We ship within 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3134\" data-end=\"3137\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3172\" data-end=\"3175\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days (delays may occur due to customs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3247\" data-end=\"3616\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3247\" data-end=\"3273\"\u003eDamaged or wrong item?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us within 7 days of delivery with a photo — we’ll send a replacement or refund.\u003cbr data-start=\"3359\" data-end=\"3362\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3379\"\u003eLost package?\u003c\/strong\u003e We replace\/refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).\u003cbr data-start=\"3444\" data-end=\"3447\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3447\" data-end=\"3459\"\u003eReturns?\u003c\/strong\u003e Accepted on non-personalised items within 14 days. Buyer covers return shipping unless it’s our fault.\u003cbr data-start=\"3562\" data-end=\"3565\"\u003eRefunds issued back to the original payment method.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3618\" data-end=\"3736\"\u003e📧 Need help? Email us any time — we’re here to make sure your gifting experience is as smooth as a fresh gel capsule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3738\" data-end=\"3741\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3743\" data-end=\"3787\"\u003e💌 Ready to Prescribe the Ultimate Smile?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3789\" data-end=\"3928\"\u003eSend your love with a side of serotonin.\u003cbr data-start=\"3829\" data-end=\"3832\"\u003eOrder the \u003cstrong data-start=\"3842\" data-end=\"3857\"\u003e“Vitamin U”\u003c\/strong\u003e card now and let someone know they’re your favorite kind of essential.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3789\" data-end=\"3928\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? 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