{"product_id":"you-re-my-favourite-toff-card-funny-sweet-pun-design","title":"You’re My Favourite Toff Card – Funny Sweet Pun Design","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eYou're sweet. You're golden. You're chewy in the best way.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eAnd this card? \u003cstrong data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eA love letter dipped in caramel and sarcasm.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"938\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eIf your partner has a soft spot for toffee—or just melts your heart like one—this is the ultimate pun-powered way to say “I see you, sweet tooth.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1089\" data-end=\"1092\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1094\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e🍬 WHY THIS CARD SLAPS (LIKE A SUGAR CRASH)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1343\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eThe Witty Wordplay:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eYou're my favourite \u003cem data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1193\"\u003etoff\u003c\/em\u003e – because you're rich in charm, sticky in love, and occasionally a little posh about snacks. It’s cheeky, sweet, and everything your card game needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1345\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1347\" data-end=\"1368\"\u003eThe Delicious Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003eA cartoon toffee sits proudly on the front, glistening like the snack-shaped icon it is. The design is bold, playful, and \u003cem data-start=\"1493\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003esugar-rush worthy.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1515\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1689\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003eHits Every Occasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1541\" data-end=\"1544\"\u003eWhether it’s Valentine’s Day, your anniversary, their birthday, or a random Thursday where they need a serotonin boost—this is the card to do it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1691\" data-end=\"1694\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003e📐 CARD SIZES TO SUIT ANY SITUATION:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1911\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1777\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1755\"\u003eA6  (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small but mighty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1778\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1780\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1780\" data-end=\"1791\"\u003eA5 \u003c\/strong\u003e– Classic, frameable size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1821\" data-end=\"1911\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1911\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e  – For when you’ve got \u003cem data-start=\"1866\" data-end=\"1873\"\u003ea lot\u003c\/em\u003e to say or draw hearts in the margins.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1913\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1918\" data-end=\"1950\"\u003e✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOU DO YOU\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1952\" data-end=\"2158\"\u003eThis is your chance to make it personal. Write a soppy love note, an inside joke about last night’s Tesco run, or draw a map to the secret chocolate stash. The card just sets the tone—you bring the flavour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2160\" data-end=\"2163\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2165\" data-end=\"2207\"\u003e💎 QUALITY THAT’S SWEETER THAN CARAMEL\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2504\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2209\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2276\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2211\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003ePremium Cardstock:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth, thick, and totally frame-worthy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2277\" data-end=\"2344\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2279\" data-end=\"2344\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2279\" data-end=\"2304\"\u003eCrisp, vibrant print:\u003c\/strong\u003e That little toffee pops off the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2345\" data-end=\"2426\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2347\" data-end=\"2426\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2347\" data-end=\"2368\"\u003eSustainably made:\u003c\/strong\u003e So your sweet gesture doesn’t leave a sticky footprint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2427\" data-end=\"2504\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2504\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2460\"\u003eMatching envelope included:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because presentation matters—even for puns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2506\" data-end=\"2509\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2511\" data-end=\"2538\"\u003e🎯 WHO’S THIS CARD DESIGNED FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2540\" data-end=\"2731\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2540\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2542\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003eYour snack-obsessed partner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2572\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2574\" data-end=\"2625\"\u003eYour mate who thinks fudge is a personality trait\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2626\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2628\" data-end=\"2667\"\u003eAnyone you’d trade your last Rolo for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2668\" data-end=\"2731\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2670\" data-end=\"2731\"\u003eYou. Because you deserve to be your own favourite toff, babe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2733\" data-end=\"2736\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2738\" data-end=\"2807\"\u003e🛍️ ORDER NOW – BEFORE IT’S ALL GONE LIKE A BAG OF QUALITY STREET\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2809\" data-end=\"2998\"\u003eAdd this little piece of \u003cem data-start=\"2834\" data-end=\"2850\"\u003epun perfection\u003c\/em\u003e to your cart and seal the deal on sweetness. It’s not just a greeting—it’s a love note wrapped in sugar, dipped in sass, and served with a wink. 🍬\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2809\" data-end=\"2998\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? 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