{"product_id":"you-re-the-apple-of-my-pie-tote-cute-pun-foodie-bag","title":"You’re the Apple of My Pie Tote – Cute Pun Foodie Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"933\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"894\"\u003eYou’re the apple of my pie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"894\" data-end=\"897\"\u003eRomantic. Punny. Slightly delicious. Tote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"935\" data-end=\"1235\" class=\"\"\u003eThis \u003cstrong data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"961\"\u003eadorable tote bag\u003c\/strong\u003e is here to prove that love doesn’t have to be serious — sometimes, it’s made of fruit and flaky crust and a cheeky smile across the room. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic, a foodie with sass, or a walking pun machine, this tote is about to be your new favorite accessory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1240\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1242\" data-end=\"1282\" class=\"\"\u003e🥧 \u003cem data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003eThe Tote Design: Sweet Enough to Eat\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1485\" class=\"\"\u003eFront and center: a cartoon apple + a cute slice of pie, blushing beside the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e“You’re the Apple of My Pie.”\u003c\/strong\u003e The vibe? Flirty, lighthearted, charmingly unhinged (in the best way). Perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1487\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1487\" data-end=\"1498\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1498\" class=\"\"\u003eFoodies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1499\" data-end=\"1509\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1509\" class=\"\"\u003eBakers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1510\" data-end=\"1524\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1512\" data-end=\"1524\" class=\"\"\u003ePun lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1544\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1544\" class=\"\"\u003ePartners-in-pie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1594\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1594\" class=\"\"\u003eYou (because self-love deserves dessert energy)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1756\" class=\"\"\u003eThe illustration’s soft lines and rich colors make it pop without screaming, pairing perfectly with everything from your denim jacket to your pyjama run outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1758\" data-end=\"1761\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1820\" class=\"\"\u003e👜 \u003cem data-start=\"1770\" data-end=\"1820\"\u003eThe Bag Itself: Light, Durable, and Earth-Loving\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1822\" data-end=\"1849\" class=\"\"\u003eLet’s break down the stats:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"2087\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1893\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1893\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1852\" data-end=\"1861\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1894\" data-end=\"1930\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1930\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% recycled cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1931\" data-end=\"1981\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1981\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1933\" data-end=\"1944\"\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130-135 gsm – sturdy but not bulky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1984\" data-end=\"2039\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1984\" data-end=\"1995\"\u003eStraps:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long enough for over-the-shoulder comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2040\" data-end=\"2087\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2087\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2051\"\u003eVibe:\u003c\/strong\u003e Effortless cute. Wholesome chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2089\" data-end=\"2256\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re heading to the market, the park, or just out to flirt with pastries at the café — this tote carries your essentials and your personality with zero fuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2258\" data-end=\"2261\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2263\" data-end=\"2289\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 \u003cem data-start=\"2270\" data-end=\"2289\"\u003ePerfect Gift For:\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2513\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2291\" data-end=\"2352\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2293\" data-end=\"2352\" class=\"\"\u003eValentine’s Day (skip the card, go straight for the tote)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2353\" data-end=\"2419\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2355\" data-end=\"2419\" class=\"\"\u003eAnniversary surprises that don’t take themselves too seriously\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2440\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2422\" data-end=\"2440\" class=\"\"\u003eBesties who bake\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2441\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2443\" data-end=\"2462\" class=\"\"\u003eFoodies who flirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2463\" data-end=\"2513\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2513\" class=\"\"\u003eThat one person who always laughs at your puns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2515\" data-end=\"2614\" class=\"\"\u003eStuff it with homemade cookies, a pie recipe, or even just snacks and call it the cutest gift ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2616\" data-end=\"2619\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2621\" data-end=\"2647\" class=\"\"\u003e🍏 \u003cem data-start=\"2628\" data-end=\"2647\"\u003eWhere It Belongs:\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2649\" data-end=\"2826\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2649\" data-end=\"2699\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2651\" data-end=\"2699\" class=\"\"\u003eGrocery runs (with pie ingredients, obviously)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2700\" data-end=\"2762\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2702\" data-end=\"2762\" class=\"\"\u003eStudy dates (filled with baked goods and romantic tension)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2763\" data-end=\"2779\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2765\" data-end=\"2779\" class=\"\"\u003ePark picnics\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2780\" data-end=\"2799\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2782\" data-end=\"2799\" class=\"\"\u003eFarmers markets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2800\" data-end=\"2826\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2802\" data-end=\"2826\" class=\"\"\u003eYour go-to errand look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2828\" data-end=\"2904\" class=\"\"\u003eAnd yes — it’s \u003cstrong data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2861\"\u003eInstagrammable\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just add coffee and golden hour lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2906\" data-end=\"2909\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2911\" data-end=\"2953\" class=\"\"\u003e💧 \u003cem data-start=\"2918\" data-end=\"2953\"\u003eWashable. Reusable. Made to Last.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2955\" data-end=\"2968\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tote is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3188\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3017\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"3017\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"2987\"\u003eEco-friendly\u003c\/strong\u003e – made from recycled cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3018\" data-end=\"3076\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3076\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3020\" data-end=\"3039\"\u003eLow maintenance\u003c\/strong\u003e – hand-wash or gentle machine wash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3077\" data-end=\"3126\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3079\" data-end=\"3126\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3079\" data-end=\"3096\"\u003ePrint durable\u003c\/strong\u003e – high-res and long-lasting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3127\" data-end=\"3188\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3129\" data-end=\"3188\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3129\" data-end=\"3144\"\u003eLightweight\u003c\/strong\u003e – packs easy, folds up small, holds a lot\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3190\" data-end=\"3329\" class=\"\"\u003eThis is \u003cem data-start=\"3198\" data-end=\"3203\"\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e your flimsy tote that tears after two books and a banana. This one shows up, holds strong, and flirts with strangers for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3331\" data-end=\"3334\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3336\" data-end=\"3358\" class=\"\"\u003e📦 \u003cem data-start=\"3343\" data-end=\"3358\"\u003eShipping Info\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3360\" data-end=\"3576\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3360\" data-end=\"3405\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3362\" data-end=\"3405\" class=\"\"\u003eOrders processed in \u003cstrong data-start=\"3382\" data-end=\"3403\"\u003e1–3 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3406\" data-end=\"3445\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3408\" data-end=\"3445\" class=\"\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3486\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3448\" data-end=\"3486\" class=\"\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3487\" data-end=\"3576\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3489\" data-end=\"3576\" class=\"\"\u003eTracking available where applicable\u003cbr data-start=\"3524\" data-end=\"3527\"\u003eWe pack with care — like it’s fresh out the oven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3578\" data-end=\"3581\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3583\" data-end=\"3609\" class=\"\"\u003e🔁 \u003cem data-start=\"3590\" data-end=\"3609\"\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3611\" data-end=\"3656\" class=\"\"\u003eWrong bag? Damaged on arrival? We’ve got you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3658\" data-end=\"3878\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3658\" data-end=\"3714\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3660\" data-end=\"3714\" class=\"\"\u003eEmail \u003cstrong data-start=\"3666\" data-end=\"3686\"\u003e\u003ca data-start=\"3668\" data-end=\"3684\" class=\"cursor-pointer\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003ehello@keolix.com\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e within 7 days of delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3715\" data-end=\"3778\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3717\" data-end=\"3778\" class=\"\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days (on non-personalized items)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3779\" data-end=\"3878\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3781\" data-end=\"3878\" class=\"\"\u003eRefunds go back to your original payment method once returned\u003cbr data-start=\"3842\" data-end=\"3845\"\u003eNo stress. No crumbs left behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3880\" data-end=\"3883\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3885\" data-end=\"3916\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 \u003cstrong data-start=\"3892\" data-end=\"3914\"\u003eKEOLIX BRAND BLOCK\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3917\" data-end=\"4111\" class=\"\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong data-start=\"3920\" data-end=\"3930\"\u003eKeolix\u003c\/strong\u003e, we create products that are part gift, part giggle, and all heart. From stickers to totes, every piece is designed to feel like a wink — sweet, smart, and emotionally delicious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4113\" data-end=\"4231\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s food puns or bold feelings, our art speaks your language.\u003cbr data-start=\"4183\" data-end=\"4186\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4186\" data-end=\"4231\"\u003eBecause love should always come with pie.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4113\" data-end=\"4231\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4186\" data-end=\"4231\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like \u003ci\u003eyou\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"KEOLIX","offers":[{"title":"Clear","offer_id":55354243219782,"sku":"SQ3448258","price":9.34,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":55354243252550,"sku":"SQ3448259","price":9.34,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/7869\/0886\/files\/youre-the-apple-of-my-pie-tote-cute-pun-foodie-bag-keolix-tote-mezetto-6734023.jpg?v=1764158592","url":"https:\/\/www.mezetto.shop\/products\/you-re-the-apple-of-my-pie-tote-cute-pun-foodie-bag","provider":"mezetto","version":"1.0","type":"link"}