{"product_id":"you-will-be-hearing-from-my-lawyer-sticker","title":"You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"920\" data-end=\"999\"\u003eLet’s Get One Thing Straight – I Have Receipts AND Representation 🧾👩‍⚖️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1182\" class=\"\"\u003eYou’ve got a voice. You’ve got vibes. And babe… sometimes you’ve got to let the world know that if someone crosses the line, they won’t just hear about it—\u003cbr data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1180\"\u003ethey’ll be served. With this sticker. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1316\" class=\"\"\u003eThis \u003cem data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e“You Will Be Hearing From My Lawyer”\u003c\/em\u003e sticker?\u003cbr data-start=\"1236\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eYeah. It’s giving legal realness with a side of ✨unbothered baddie energy.✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1318\" data-end=\"1550\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s the ex who ghosted you, the coworker who took credit for your idea, or just the barista who spelled your name “Shawnna” (when it’s clearly SHAWNA)…\u003cbr data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1481\"\u003eThis sticker is your polite, aesthetic middle finger.\u003cbr data-start=\"1534\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eBut classy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1552\" data-end=\"1555\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1606\" class=\"\"\u003e⚖️ Why You Need This Sticker Like… Yesterday:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1980\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1714\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1714\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003eHandwritten Realness\u003c\/strong\u003e: The typography is \u003cem data-start=\"1653\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003echef’s kiss\u003c\/em\u003e. Looks like you scribbled it mid-sass attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1715\" data-end=\"1899\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1899\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1741\"\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; Durable\u003c\/strong\u003e: Stick it on your emotional support water bottle, your laptop, your “don’t touch my stuff” notebook. It’ll survive anything—except maybe actual litigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1980\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1980\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1902\" data-end=\"1928\"\u003eZero Chill, Full Style\u003c\/strong\u003e: For when you want to be petty… but with \u003cem data-start=\"1970\" data-end=\"1977\"\u003eflair\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1982\" data-end=\"1985\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1987\" data-end=\"2033\" class=\"\"\u003e💼 How to Use Your New Favorite Sticker:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2073\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2073\" class=\"\"\u003e✨ Laptop = instant boss-babe energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2074\" data-end=\"2121\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2076\" data-end=\"2121\" class=\"\"\u003e📓 Journal = protected by sarcasm (and God)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2122\" data-end=\"2173\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2124\" data-end=\"2173\" class=\"\"\u003e🛍️ Gift = because your bestie \u003cem data-start=\"2155\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e the lawsuit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2174\" data-end=\"2222\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2222\" class=\"\"\u003e💦 Water Bottle = waterproof, judgment-proof\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2223\" data-end=\"2270\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2225\" data-end=\"2270\" class=\"\"\u003e🧾 Receipts folder = because you stay ready\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2275\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2277\" data-end=\"2330\" class=\"\"\u003e👑 Three Pack? Six Pack? Build Your Legal Team.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2331\" data-end=\"2571\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2331\" data-end=\"2394\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2333\" data-end=\"2394\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2333\" data-end=\"2351\"\u003eSingle Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e: For when you just need \u003cem data-start=\"2376\" data-end=\"2381\"\u003eone\u003c\/em\u003e subtle jab\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2395\" data-end=\"2469\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2469\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2410\"\u003ePack of 3\u003c\/strong\u003e: For when you have multiple surfaces—or multiple enemies\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2470\" data-end=\"2571\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2472\" data-end=\"2571\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2472\" data-end=\"2485\"\u003ePack of 6\u003c\/strong\u003e: Because revenge is a dish best served six times across every personal item you own\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2576\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2578\" data-end=\"2612\" class=\"\"\u003e🎁 Bold Gift for Bold People\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2613\" data-end=\"2697\" class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t a “live laugh love” kind of sticker.\u003cbr data-start=\"2660\" data-end=\"2663\"\u003eThis is the sticker you buy for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2836\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2698\" data-end=\"2739\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2700\" data-end=\"2739\" class=\"\"\u003eYour sister who always wins arguments\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2740\" data-end=\"2789\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2742\" data-end=\"2789\" class=\"\"\u003eYour friend who drafts revenge texts in Notes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2790\" data-end=\"2836\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2792\" data-end=\"2836\" class=\"\"\u003eYourself, when you’re healing AND plotting\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2838\" data-end=\"2841\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2843\" data-end=\"2870\" class=\"\"\u003e✍️ Keeks’ Disclaimer:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2871\" data-end=\"2945\" class=\"\"\u003eThis sticker may not come with a real attorney. But it \u003cem data-start=\"2926\" data-end=\"2932\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e come with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2946\" data-end=\"3107\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2946\" data-end=\"3001\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2948\" data-end=\"3001\" class=\"\"\u003eThe energy of someone who triple-checks screenshots\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3002\" data-end=\"3062\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3004\" data-end=\"3062\" class=\"\"\u003eThe presence of a woman who doesn’t argue, she documents\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3063\" data-end=\"3107\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3065\" data-end=\"3107\" class=\"\"\u003eThe silence of a girl who’s about to sue\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3109\" data-end=\"3139\" class=\"\"\u003eStick it, flaunt it, serve it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3141\" data-end=\"3144\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3146\" data-end=\"3202\" class=\"\"\u003e💌 You Will Be Hearing From Me If You Don’t Buy It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3203\" data-end=\"3349\" class=\"\"\u003eClick \u003cstrong data-start=\"3209\" data-end=\"3224\"\u003eadd to cart\u003c\/strong\u003e and give your stuff the protective order it deserves.\u003cbr data-start=\"3278\" data-end=\"3281\"\u003eBecause sometimes, a sticker says it better than words ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/uk.pinterest.com\/BabyKEO444\/\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehere\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. Go get lost in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. 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