{"product_id":"youre-so-retro-card-funny-gameboy-greeting","title":"You're So Retro Card – Funny Gameboy Greeting","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"748\"\u003e🎮 Hit ‘Play’ on the Feels\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"902\"\u003eYou know what’s better than a love letter?\u003cbr data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"795\"\u003eA Gameboy-themed pun slapped on a premium card that says, \u003cem data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e\"You're so retro—like, dangerously cute retro.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003eIf they’ve ever blown on a cartridge, queued for midnight game releases, or still say \u003cem data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e“I choose you”\u003c\/em\u003e and mean it romantically?\u003cbr data-start=\"1032\" data-end=\"1035\"\u003eThis one’s for them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1057\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003e💘 When to Give It:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1161\"\u003e🎂 Their birthday, because they still make you feel like it’s level one\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1162\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1164\" data-end=\"1243\"\u003e💌 Valentine’s, because you're not writing \u003cem data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1215\"\u003epoetry\u003c\/em\u003e, you're writing \u003cem data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003ehistory\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1337\"\u003e🎮 Anniversary or \u003cem data-start=\"1264\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eJust Because\u003c\/em\u003e, because they still hit your buttons in all the right ways\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1339\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003eThis card is the cheat code for nostalgia + love in one go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1423\"\u003e🖼️ The Design:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1425\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1427\" data-end=\"1477\"\u003eA crisp, clean classic \u003cstrong data-start=\"1450\" data-end=\"1475\"\u003eGameboy-style graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1478\" data-end=\"1544\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1480\" data-end=\"1544\"\u003eLight-hearted pastel palette with a punch of witty retro charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1547\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003eNods to the ‘90s that’ll make any millennial melt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1668\"\u003eLet’s be real: it’s giving “pixel-perfect,” and they’re gonna love it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1670\" data-end=\"1673\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1675\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003e📐 Card Sizes:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1761\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1761\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1696\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Small but mighty (like a Gameboy Pocket)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1762\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic, for those who still love \u003cem data-start=\"1812\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003eoriginal editions\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1834\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1836\" data-end=\"1920\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1836\" data-end=\"1856\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e For when you’ve got \u003cem data-start=\"1879\" data-end=\"1886\"\u003ea lot\u003c\/em\u003e to say (or draw a Mario heart in)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1922\" data-end=\"1925\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1927\" data-end=\"1947\"\u003e💌 Card Features:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1949\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1951\" data-end=\"2022\"\u003ePrinted on \u003cstrong data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"1988\"\u003ehigh-quality cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e for that luxe, collectable feel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2023\" data-end=\"2110\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2025\" data-end=\"2110\"\u003eBlank inside, so you can go full emotional, full sass, or just doodle a pixel heart\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2111\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2113\" data-end=\"2202\"\u003eDelivered with a matching envelope, ready for mailbox drop or dramatic in-person reveal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2203\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2205\" data-end=\"2294\"\u003eDesigned to be framed, saved, and admired forever (like their high score on \u003cem data-start=\"2281\" data-end=\"2293\"\u003eyour heart\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2296\" data-end=\"2299\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2301\" data-end=\"2321\"\u003e🕹️ Who It’s For:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2323\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2323\" data-end=\"2341\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2325\" data-end=\"2341\"\u003eYour gamer bae\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2342\" data-end=\"2372\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2372\"\u003eYour retro-obsessed bestie\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2373\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2375\" data-end=\"2452\"\u003eYour partner who still thinks the N64 controller was \u003cem data-start=\"2428\" data-end=\"2450\"\u003eergonomic perfection\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2455\" data-end=\"2525\"\u003eOr literally anyone who understands that old-school love is undefeated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2527\" data-end=\"2530\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2532\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e🎁 Why They’ll Keep It:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2560\" data-end=\"2733\"\u003eBecause it’s not just a card—it’s a throwback, a compliment, and a whole mood in one little fold.\u003cbr data-start=\"2657\" data-end=\"2660\"\u003eIt says: \u003cem data-start=\"2669\" data-end=\"2733\"\u003e“You’re rare, nostalgic, a total gem… and kinda hot in 8-bit.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2735\" data-end=\"2738\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2740\" data-end=\"2764\"\u003e🚚 Shipping \u0026amp; Returns\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2766\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003e📦 Orders dispatched in 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2807\" data-end=\"2810\"\u003e🇬🇧 UK Delivery: 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"2845\" data-end=\"2848\"\u003e🌍 International: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2969\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2912\"\u003eWrong or damaged item?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2912\" data-end=\"2915\"\u003eSend us a pic within 7 days—we’ll sort it like pros.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"3020\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2971\" data-end=\"2992\"\u003ePackage vanished?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2992\" data-end=\"2995\"\u003eWe’ll replace it after:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3021\" data-end=\"3063\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3021\" data-end=\"3037\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3023\" data-end=\"3037\"\u003e14 days (UK)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3038\" data-end=\"3063\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3040\" data-end=\"3063\"\u003e30 days (International)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3065\" data-end=\"3175\"\u003eReturns accepted within 14 days on non-personalized cards. Buyer covers return shipping unless it’s our error.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3177\" data-end=\"3180\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3182\" data-end=\"3205\"\u003e🖼️ Wanna Get Extra?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3207\" data-end=\"3394\"\u003ePair this card with a bold print from our art collection.\u003cbr data-start=\"3264\" data-end=\"3267\"\u003eGo full Keeks-core: playful, powerful, and unapologetically nostalgic.\u003cbr data-start=\"3337\" data-end=\"3340\"\u003e(Your inner child will thank you. So will your walls.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3396\" data-end=\"3399\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"3401\" data-end=\"3412\"\u003e💡 TLDR:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3414\" data-end=\"3528\"\u003eThis card is funny. It’s flirty.\u003cbr data-start=\"3446\" data-end=\"3449\"\u003eIt’s old-school cool and perfect for anyone who makes your heart press \u003cem data-start=\"3520\" data-end=\"3528\"\u003eStart.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003eAdd to cart. Let the retro romance begin.\u003cbr data-start=\"3571\" data-end=\"3574\"\u003eBecause honestly? \u003cstrong data-start=\"3592\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003eThey’re your favorite classic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3530\" data-end=\"3626\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add \u003ci\u003ejust enough chaos\u003c\/i\u003e to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eWant to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/handmade-cards\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ehandmade cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNot sure what to get? Check out our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/keolix.com\/collections\/shop-best-sellers\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ebestsellers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e — the people know what’s good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eNeed layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? 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