{"product_id":"youre-the-apple-of-my-pie-cute-funny-pun-love-card","title":"You're the Apple of My Pie – Cute Funny Pun Love Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"874\"\u003eYou're the Apple of My Pie Card \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003e…and baby, you’re the only one I’d share dessert with. 🍎🥧💘\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1182\"\u003eThis card is sugary-sweet with a side of sass. Whether you're crushing hard, loving loud, or just want to send your favourite human a little pun-packed magic, this is the greeting card version of “I adore you — and I’m cute as hell about it.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e🥧 WHAT MAKES THIS CARD SO DELICIOUSLY GOOD?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1463\"\u003eRight on the front: one adorable apple, snuggled up next to a flaky pie, because \u003cem data-start=\"1313\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003eyou are the filling to someone’s flaky crust in the BEST way\u003c\/em\u003e. It’s sweet, it’s clever, and it’s gonna make them melt like whipped cream on warm pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1465\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003eBonus: it works for romantic vibes \u003cem data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eor\u003c\/em\u003e for a bestie who always splits the last slice. Win-win.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1565\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1567\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003e💖 WHO’S IT FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1589\" data-end=\"1635\"\u003eThis card is \u003cem data-start=\"1602\" data-end=\"1611\"\u003ethe one\u003c\/em\u003e if you’re shopping for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1636\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1638\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003eYour sweet, silly, apple-scented partner\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1681\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1683\" data-end=\"1747\"\u003eYour best friend who deserves love notes and dessert metaphors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1748\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1750\" data-end=\"1806\"\u003eYour situationship you’re trying to upgrade with vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1807\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1809\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eAnyone who needs a pun and a smile\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1845\" data-end=\"1857\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1858\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1860\" data-end=\"1877\"\u003eValentine's Day\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1878\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"1895\"\u003eAnniversaries\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1896\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1898\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003eBirthdays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1910\" data-end=\"1960\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1912\" data-end=\"1960\"\u003eJust Because You’re Soft and Adorable Moments™\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1963\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003eAnyone who makes your heart do that squishy thing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2014\" data-end=\"2017\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2019\" data-end=\"2040\"\u003e📏 PICK YOUR SIZE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2042\" data-end=\"2147\"\u003eChoose the perfect format for your love letter, cheesy jokes, or handwritten pie recipe (we won't judge):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2149\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2149\" data-end=\"2204\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2204\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2151\" data-end=\"2170\"\u003eA6 (4.1 x 5.8\")\u003c\/strong\u003e – Compact, cute, and pocketable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2205\" data-end=\"2239\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2207\" data-end=\"2239\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2207\" data-end=\"2217\"\u003eA5\u003c\/strong\u003e – The go-to classic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2240\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2242\" data-end=\"2313\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2242\" data-end=\"2261\"\u003eA4\u003c\/strong\u003e – For lovers with a lot to say (or big handwriting)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2315\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003eAll options are professionally printed on \u003cstrong data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2384\"\u003epremium matte cardstock\u003c\/strong\u003e, because your love deserves texture, baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2429\" data-end=\"2500\"\u003eIncludes a matching envelope that makes gifting easy-peasy (apple) pie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2502\" data-end=\"2505\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2507\" data-end=\"2539\"\u003e✍️ BLANK INSIDE = YOUR RULES\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2541\" data-end=\"2724\"\u003eKeep it short and sweet or go full poetic — it’s your canvas. The blank interior gives you all the room you need to confess your love, crack a joke, or doodle your dream pie flavours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2726\" data-end=\"2729\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2731\" data-end=\"2765\"\u003e💾 WHY THEY’LL KEEP IT FOREVER\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2767\" data-end=\"3003\"\u003eThis isn’t just a card — it’s a “tape it to the mirror, keep it in their planner, show it to their mum” kind of moment. It’s cute enough to frame, real enough to matter, and warm enough to stay in their heart long after the pie is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3005\" data-end=\"3008\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3010\" data-end=\"3045\"\u003e🛒 YOU SHOULD ADD TO CART IF...\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3047\" data-end=\"3280\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3047\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3049\" data-end=\"3094\"\u003eYou’re \u003cem data-start=\"3056\" data-end=\"3092\"\u003efunny, soft, and secretly romantic\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3095\" data-end=\"3143\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3097\" data-end=\"3143\"\u003eYou love a pun almost as much as your person\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3144\" data-end=\"3214\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3146\" data-end=\"3214\"\u003eYou’re trying to one-up last year’s card (and this one is winning)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3215\" data-end=\"3280\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3217\" data-end=\"3280\"\u003eYou believe the best gifts are the ones that make people \u003cem data-start=\"3274\" data-end=\"3280\"\u003efeel\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3282\" data-end=\"3285\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3287\" data-end=\"3307\"\u003e🚚 SHIPPING INFO\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"3309\" data-end=\"3572\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3309\" data-end=\"3339\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3311\" data-end=\"3339\"\u003eShips in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3340\" data-end=\"3374\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3342\" data-end=\"3374\"\u003eUK delivery: 2–5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3375\" data-end=\"3412\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3377\" data-end=\"3412\"\u003eInternational: 7–14 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3413\" data-end=\"3459\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3415\" data-end=\"3459\"\u003eReturns accepted on non-personalized items\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3460\" data-end=\"3522\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3462\" data-end=\"3522\"\u003eDamaged or missing item? 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Our designs are bold, funny, and made to stick in the heart (and maybe the fridge).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3966\" data-end=\"4092\"\u003eIf you’re into unforgettable cards, unique gifts, and creative prints that actually say something — you’re in the right place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"4094\" data-end=\"4097\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4099\" data-end=\"4231\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4099\" data-end=\"4152\"\u003eAdd “You’re the Apple of My Pie” to your cart now\u003c\/strong\u003e and remind them:\u003cbr data-start=\"4169\" data-end=\"4172\"\u003eYou’re not just sweet — you’re \u003cem data-start=\"4203\" data-end=\"4228\"\u003ethe whole damn filling.\u003c\/em\u003e 🍎\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e💜\u003cb\u003e About KEOLIX\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eKEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”\u003cbr\u003eWe’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eEverything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. 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