{"product_id":"zombie-survival-kit-card-funny-love-apocalypse-humor","title":"Zombie Survival Kit Card – Funny Love \u0026 Apocalypse Humor","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e🧟 I’d Share My Zombie Survival Kit With You – A Card That Says \"I’d Die For You… But I’d Also Fight the Undead First\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eForget hearts and roses — this love language is \u003cem data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"973\"\u003ecrossbows and canned beans\u003c\/em\u003e. Our \u003cstrong data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1026\"\u003e“I’d Share My Zombie Survival Kit With You”\u003c\/strong\u003e card is for the ride-or-die types (emphasis on \u003cem data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1079\"\u003edie\u003c\/em\u003e). Funny, adorable, and just the right amount of weird, it’s the perfect way to say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1168\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003e“You’re my end-of-the-world buddy.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003ePerfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, gamer love notes, or just to remind someone they’d make your apocalypse shortlist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e⚔ WHY THIS CARD SURVIVES THE HYPE:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1405\"\u003e💀 Funny With Feeling\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1408\"\u003eNot everyone’s into mushy poems — but \u003cem data-start=\"1446\" data-end=\"1456\"\u003eeveryone\u003c\/em\u003e loves a solid survival plan. This card blends dark humor with a seriously sweet sentiment. You wouldn’t just run from zombies — you’d share your food, shelter, and probably your last clean pair of socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1869\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1687\"\u003e💀 Unexpected Romance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1687\" data-end=\"1690\"\u003eTypical cards are boring. This? Memorable, hilarious, AND heartfelt. Whether you’re gifting your boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, or apocalypse teammate — this card hits different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"2006\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1900\"\u003e💀 Built for Any Occasion\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1900\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003ePerfect for Valentine's, anniversaries, birthdays, or “just because the apocalypse might be next week.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2008\" data-end=\"2011\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2013\" data-end=\"2034\"\u003e📏 CARD FEATURES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2206\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2036\" data-end=\"2057\"\u003e🧠 Unique Artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2057\" data-end=\"2060\"\u003eA cartoon zombie AND a hilarious caption: “I’d share my zombie survival kit with you.” Cute enough to make them smile, funny enough to get framed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2233\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2208\" data-end=\"2231\"\u003e📐 Available Sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2234\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2234\" data-end=\"2285\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2285\"\u003eA6 (4.1\" x 5.8\") – Compact, sweet, still savage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2286\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2288\" data-end=\"2326\"\u003eA5  – Classic greeting card size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2327\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2329\" data-end=\"2387\"\u003eA4 – For when the message needs extra impact\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2389\" data-end=\"2537\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2389\" data-end=\"2413\"\u003e📄 Premium Materials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2413\" data-end=\"2416\"\u003ePrinted on thick 300gsm cardstock — durable enough to survive a zombie outbreak \u003cem data-start=\"2496\" data-end=\"2501\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e your partner’s chaotic junk drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2710\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2539\" data-end=\"2558\"\u003e✍️ Blank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2558\" data-end=\"2561\"\u003eWrite a love letter, a survival checklist, or a joke about how they’re the only person you trust with your rations. Total freedom = emotional impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2712\" data-end=\"2879\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2712\" data-end=\"2736\"\u003e📬 Envelope Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"2736\" data-end=\"2739\"\u003eEach card comes with a perfectly paired envelope, ready to mail or hand-deliver with a sly smile and a bottle of water-purification tablets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2881\" data-end=\"2884\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"2886\" data-end=\"2913\"\u003e🧟 WHO’S THIS CARD FOR?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2915\" data-end=\"3172\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2915\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2917\" data-end=\"2966\"\u003eYour \u003cstrong data-start=\"2922\" data-end=\"2941\"\u003egamer boyfriend\u003c\/strong\u003e who jokes about doomsday\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"2967\" data-end=\"3025\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2969\" data-end=\"3025\"\u003eYour \u003cstrong data-start=\"2974\" data-end=\"2994\"\u003epartner-in-crime\u003c\/strong\u003e who binge-watches zombie shows\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3026\" data-end=\"3124\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3028\" data-end=\"3124\"\u003eThat \u003cstrong data-start=\"3033\" data-end=\"3097\"\u003efriend who would absolutely sacrifice you to save themselves\u003c\/strong\u003e (but you love them anyway)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"3125\" data-end=\"3172\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3127\" data-end=\"3172\"\u003eAnyone who deserves a laugh AND a little love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"3174\" data-end=\"3177\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"3179\" data-end=\"3204\"\u003e📦 SHIPPING \u0026amp; RETURNS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3206\" data-end=\"3355\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3206\" data-end=\"3226\"\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3244\" data-end=\"3247\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3247\" data-end=\"3263\"\u003eUK Delivery:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2–5 business days\u003cbr data-start=\"3281\" data-end=\"3284\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3284\" data-end=\"3302\"\u003eInternational:\u003c\/strong\u003e 7–14 business days (delays may occur due to customs)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"3357\" data-end=\"3466\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"3357\" data-end=\"3370\"\u003eTracking:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"3370\" data-end=\"3373\"\u003eAvailable for tracked orders. 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